Author Topic: [Vallaki Garda Bounties and Proclamations spread randomly through Vallaki]  (Read 689 times)

Spazzer

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Well done copies of Vallaki's proclamations regarding banishment begin to spread around Vallaki.

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ATTENTION


EVERYONE but the Garda is hereby BANISHED from the Municipality of Vallaki FOREVER

For existing within Strahd the Devil's domain!

They may be recognized as being your average, good person who doesn't slaughter Gundarakite children, torture outlanders, and eat turnips. They are prone to being reasonable and fair when compared to the glorious Garda of Vallaki.

Be it known that should any harbor these individuals or entreat them while within the borders of Vallaki will share their punishment in perpetuity.

Lance Coward-Corporal R. Amanar and Co.
VALLAKI BOUNTY AND COMMISSIONS OFFICE

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Re: [Vallaki Garda Bounties and Proclamations spread randomly through Vallaki]
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2023, 06:02:39 PM »
Well done copies of Vallaki's proclamations regarding banishment begin to spread around Vallaki.

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SUMMONS

Lady-Governor Hélène DuSuis and her Council of Brilliance of Dementlieu.

Present yourselves to the Vallaki Guard immediately for questioning related to ongoing investigations.
Present yourself to Lance Coward-Corporal R. Amanar at your earliest convenience.


Lance Coward-Corporal R. Amanar
VALLAKI BOUNTIES AND COMMISSIONS OFFICE
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Re: [Vallaki Garda Bounties and Proclamations spread randomly through Vallaki]
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2023, 06:08:39 PM »
Well done copies of Vallaki's proclamations regarding banishment begin to spread around Vallaki.

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ATTENTION


Lady-Governor Hélène DuSuis and her Council of Brilliance is hereby BANISHED from the Municipality of Vallaki FOREVER

For harboring our enemies in their very own country! 

They may be recognized as being overly haughty, often eating vile long cylinder vraja bread, and walking around in questionable fashion. Caution is advised if they begin to speak to you in their vraja-tongue, it can damage the mind.

Be it known that should any harbor these individuals or entreat them while within the borders of Vallaki will share their punishment in perpetuity.

Lance Coward-Corporal R. Amanar and Co.
VALLAKI BOUNTY AND COMMISSIONS OFFICE

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Re: [Vallaki Garda Bounties and Proclamations spread randomly through Vallaki]
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2023, 07:06:51 PM »
[It perhaps comes to little surprise when the notices are removed by the guard where they should appear within the areas of Vallaki frequented by patrols...]

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Re: [Vallaki Garda Bounties and Proclamations spread randomly through Vallaki]
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2023, 08:24:02 PM »
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PUBLIC EXECUTION & POTLUCK!

By order of his Excellency Strahd von Zarovich XI, Balthazar Eotvos 'the Prince of Curs' is sentenced to death by beheading for perfidious crimes against Barovia, its Master, and his subjects, including: The Freeing of Berez and Zeidenburg, the Raising of Freedom Fighters, Murder and Dismemberment of Barovian 'men', Women, and Children, Insurgency, Sedition, Treason, Smuggling of Firearms and Blackpowder, Devil Worship, and deeds darker still. Along with this, during the execution, a Potluck shall be held to feed us starving Barovians, on-lookers are expected to bring at ONE DISH to share with others, Barovian cuisine preferred, and special placement is offered to turnip dishes at the tables.

This remorseless fiend will be be sent back to the pits of Iadul that spawned him at the hour of dusk, the 30th of September 778 within the Courtyard of the Citadel of Vallaki.
The following foodstuffs and drink are BANNED during this event:
Any drink that isn't Tsuika
Cylinder Vraja Bread
Food with too much spices
The following foodstuffs and drink are RECCOMENDED during this event:
Turnip pie, Turnip stew, Turnip meatloaf, Raw turnips.
The blood of Gundarakite Children
Raw Fish
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