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Azul's cookbook
« on: August 05, 2023, 02:54:33 AM »
Fried marrow



You need:
1 bone (big!)
A fire

Instructions:
Hold the bone over the fire. A few minutes should be enough, depends on how thick it is, yeah. Bite the bone open. Eat the marrow out of it.
You can also eat it raw. It's tasty both ways!


I wonder what mom is thinking. She never got too attached to stuff - maybe she cared less about me than I care for her? The thought hurts.

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Re: Azul's cookbook
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2023, 02:03:07 AM »
Crunchy meat-bits



You need:
A handful of meat with bones inside (bird meat works best!)
A fire

Instructions:
Fry the meat over the fire. Leave the bones inside, that's the good part. Once cooked, just bite into it all. Make sure to crack the bones down to small pieces, or something might get stuck, and I don't want to feel like that again.


I was promised temples, but all I got were dusty ruins full of undead. I don't mind undead. The Werecrocodiles were scary however, and the giant statue of my great-great-great grandfather (I have no idea how many 'greats') gave me the creeps. Someone mentioned it came to life once.

Want to go there again, when there is less of a rush. I'll ask Vrutha.


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Re: Azul's cookbook
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2023, 01:01:26 PM »
RABBIT



You need:
A dead rabbit
A fire

Instructions:
Skin the rabbit. Fry the rabbit. Eat the rabbit.


Lots of things are happening. Topsiders killing children, but calling me and the others monsters, twists and whatnot. Who's the real monster? Stupid bastards.

My name is on the bounty board up top, too. I know who's responsible for that. Snivelling little rat. Your mother IS the jiggler, yeah. Come try to choke me again, you dirty liar.

Maybe I should stop supressing that urge. What's the difference anyways? Meat is meat.


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