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Hey you! Yes, you, the one reading this. How'd I know in advance you'd read my notice? Don't you worry about that. What you should wonder about is what this is all about. Introducing Mip-Enterprises, a very real and legitimate and not-at-all made-up organisation that aims to provide decent goods & services to the wider adventurer audience. Come and talk to us [Miphetra] for your next expedition or event!Our associates include:The Lilitu Lounge, an outcast lounge within The Drain where you can bury your woes in the sweet floating existence that is inebriation. We presently specialise in unique imported liqour from across the core at very reasonable prices, and also looking to expand! Any tiefers willing to try their hand at running a bar, come and see us!<Your name or business here, see us for partnership opportunities!>>> Mip Enterprises offers the following reasonably priced services:Security consultancy | contracted lockpicking & de-trapping | arcane venture trickeries | merchantry & peddling | identification & goods appraisal | private investigations | anti-sneak monitoring | bartending & bar management | couples counselling | fashion & makeup advice | parties & entertainment | taste-testing | staring contests & funny faces>> For our available goods, see supplement attachment!>> Mip Enterprises is currently seeking the following:New and exciting wines, ales, and other brews! | Ebon Tiger Belt | Abber Moccasins | Haldemar's Spyglass >> And offering employment opportunities:Responsible tiefer bar staffers | entertainers for the loungeDisclaimer: While we afford a twelve-hour return policy on all our goods, Mip-Enterprises is not held responsible for and not limited to: triggered traps, missing treasure, spilled secrets, bad break-ups, new vendettas, tough-guy syndromes, mismatched colours, hair growing from palms, crying children, poisoned food, questions about pregnancy. Results and performance of our services may vary.Find Miphetra at the Keep of the Dyad or in the Drain for your next consultation!
At time of scribbling, Mip-Enterprises holds the following goods for sale:Armour & HelmetsEyes of Truth | Ghost Hood | Headband of the Binder | Helm of the Fallen Knight | Magician's Leathers | Mask of the Red Evoker | Serpent's Kiss | Shukenja HelmBelts & BootsAcrobat Boots | Archers Belt | Bardic Instrument Strap | Belt of the Night | Brawler's Belt | Thieves Utility BeltBracers & GauntletsBracers of the Mermen | Merchant GlovesCloaks & ClothingCloak of Stone | Midnighter's Cape | Mountaineer's Cloak | Rogue's Garb | Suit of SkulkingJewelleryAmulet of Acid Resistance | Amulet of Fire Resistance | Amulet of Mask | Greater Amulet of Isis | Greater Amulet of Thoth | Lamordian Stethoscope | Moonfriend | Periapt of Kek | Ring of Protection | Ring of Warmth | Rumormonger's Riviere | Scarab of Protection | The Eye of RaUtilitiesBands of the Morninglord | Enchanted Whetstone | Physickal Mechanicks appl. Trapmaking, vol IIIWeaponsMinstrel's Delight | Stalker's Shortbow | The SimpliferFind Miphetra at the Keep of the Dyad or in the Drain for all enquiries!
Hey! A reminder that I'm looking for some Abber Moccasins and a Haldemar's Spyglass. I've got coin if you've got the goods!