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A magical experience - a spa and cabaret, all rolled into one, located in Shop III, in the Quartier Savant!Through the wonders of Lamordian engineering, we can now bring the rejuvenating powers of Borca's hot mineral spring baths, here, to the City of Lights!Alongside baths for both men and women and a sauna aimed to help you sweat out your impurities, we offer world-class entertainment upon our stage! New shows and attractions guaranteed, every week!
DRESS CODEThose utilizing our facilities are expected to don bathing wear that emphasizes decency and propriety. While in our baths, men are expected to wear a wool swimsuit and trunks that cover their thighs at minimum; bare chests are not permitted. Women are expected to wear a one piece tank suit, with no exposed midriff. Any cases of indecent exposure will result in guests being asked to leave, alongside the possibility of being barred in perpetuity from the establishment and the notification of the Gendarmerie.
NOW HIRINGDo you enjoy putting smiles on others' faces? Do you have skill as a barkeep, cook, or more importantly, as an entertainer? Are you perhaps not looking for something long-term but instead interested in performing a single show on our stage? Regardless of what you're after, we can accommodate! Please write to Mlle. Stella Seifert, owner and proprietor, to set up an interview. We would love to have you with us!
UPCOMING ATTRACTIONS...GRAND OPENING12nd of April, from 5:00-9:00 PM ((ET))Enjoy our baths and sauna, alongside our delicious food and drinks! Step inside, and step out invigorated! The stage will also be open and available for all who might wish to perform, be it the sharing of a monologue, an act of legerdemain, a story of heroism, or a musical interlude. Please join us for a full evening of excitement, fun and enjoyment.Those who wish to make use of our baths should be sure to adhere by our dress code. In the future, we will have bathing suits available; for now, however, our guests are expected to bring their own if they wish to make use of our facilities.STELLA SEIFERT presents.. the SUBTLE ART of DECEPTION (Part 1)14th of April, at 7 PM ((ET))The first in a series of entertaining workshops intended to teach laymen and aspiring stage magicians alike some basic fundamentals in the craft alongside simple tricks commonly utilized by practitioners of legerdemain. Do not worry, there will be ample demonstrations provided!... and STILL MORE TO COME!