Got to admit the lady Philly "The Rat" Eaufroide's got balls. If you don't live by thier rules and their society you get treated as an outcast maybe worst. This comming from one scurrying and hiding in her little cage. Philly's the type to consider us Vagrants here at camp. Us foriegners and outlanders no more den hooligans and vagrants. I ain't gonna lie to yah we're shat we'll all die with our trousers brown. It's cute how a Rat says she don't want no one but herself to be hurt thinking were just a bunch of dumb sods. We ain't threatenin the Serene Republic. We said Fopps aren't welcome anymore. Ouvrier come on down. We can tell the diffrence of a Fopp and a good honest working man we all know the real struggles unlike the Foppery. Rat, you listening? We ain't dumb we know the folk you murder ain' good or holy folk but there our own. We care for our own and we mind the laws of the lands we visit and see. But, Philly, Rat come on you supposed to be smart yah? Curator to some crusty old collection in a dusty old building. History yah call it rare stuff from across the Core.
Be real. Alusand was doin' her duty to help ye dumb Fopps realize some of yer trouble makers and be frank you still got some of them hiding and living in yer fine Serene Republic so we'll educate such a fine Philly on some History. You personally hated Alusand those who knew at the time knew you didn't like her so why should we believe a woman who would turn a foreigner or outlander away on acusations and heresay. But, yah did and we knew that was yours and hers business but folks knew. Dun mask and scurry in yer cage squeeking to us about evils and wrong doings. Da not all of us from the Core or Outlands are simple Foppery folk with family blood or fancy spoons of silver in our mouth. But, we survive we live in our own ways most of us tragedies you can put in the Theatre and make a good amount of money on stories. A lot of these stories you and most the Foppery should know or just choose to ignore. Why are you surprised? This world is filled with weak people. Those who are truly weak are those who are unable to stand up and fight back. So why are you surprise after the Serene Republic for the past year has devistated and harmed the lives of those who lived in the Camp and those in foreign lands. Was it not the Serene Republic who has caused harms to many lives including its own people?
Your home ain't a Hunting Ground. You invite us in doing the labors yer fine Gentry won't or will do. You compare us to doing sport then you my dear Rat sure do enjoy the sport of hunting stuff in foreign lands all leisurly. Maybe you should come to the camp and learn some history from the many fine Vagrant folk you call out and maybe you have better idea than be Rat scurrying and squeking in her box. Ya say we dun respect yer laws and yet how many laws have the Gendermie, Gentry, and Foppery broken in the pass year all for the Serene Republic in Foreign lands. Didn't yer little Fopp Flop in Harakir earn yah the attacks of Bandits? Or Were they just simple folk who would be pushed around by foreigners? You call your "Most Deperate" people game animals and if yer their Keeper why ain'tcha taking care of them and feeding them better? Your Advisor says we are "Full" righ'? We are full too of yer tresspasses. You speak all big, talk all boldly, but I dun see yah at Camp boostin' or puttin' up letters here or even commin' to talk to us? Dat ain' very civil or well mannered nu. You wanna take a hard stance go fetch yer rapier "Rat" and come bare yer fangs poison and all to the Camp. You'll be surprise how some of us folk will treat yah kindly. Gnah we ain't layin' down our arms the Camp ain' the Serene Republic were more free here than the Ouvrier if you want us to keep them there then you need to turn in the criminals who invaded foriegn lands and broke their laws. Es only fair right yah want a parlay you need to bargain fairly for it. How we spend our blood is the currency in how we livin' a Fopp wouldn't understand what spilling blood is till she's muck the filth and stop wearin' pretty dresses.
So Philly Rat, here's a bit of history for yah. Back after the Fox Company was disbanded you use to have a group of foreigners call the Blood Hounds. Yup, a group of vagrants who fled from Barovia and other places causing misery and problems and yet you welcomed them in and open the door. Years later you take a domn who has murdered countless of people outside the Serene Republic and finally put him in the Funny House. Not until he done cause yah enough trouble for yah to put him away even after foreigners and outlanders warned yah. EVen funnier you knited a domn who has caused trouble in barovia allowed him special privelages in your Serene Republic and yet he comes and goes to foreign lands preeching about rightousness and yet gets a cleric girl killed and invades other lands for bounties now dat ain' very Knightly is it? Our personal favorite is just a year ago all those poor Gunderkites who got murdered in a war your Serene Republic denies involving themselves but that didn't stop yah from shouting "Viva la Republique!" as Gunderkites died on behalf of gentry feeding the Ouvrier and mostly yer foops with the bloodied grains of a foreign land of Barovia. Hell Philly Rat what di yah ever do to the criminals all involved with that? Righ', righ' THe itic professor who blew up a mountain and cause hundres of local barovians to starve over winter with a tainted lake jus' simply kept her business in a University who never considered how flippin' crazy the domna was. Not to mention the Baron De Muesset and his wife who literally waged a war funding the Black Army who got more folked murdered all on the beheast of platinum bars offered by a Baron whom, now hear me out, tried to murderer yer Lady Gov whom I think is a beautifull lassie and quite smart. And the topper muh personal favorite is when yah banish and chased out dear ole Alex Estelier! Wow how that liddle pirate landed in bArovia and cause all sorts of problems to come back a queen after we all knew she dun' shag a nobleman's wife in your own Ezra church. To lead folks and come back a Star of De'mentlieu and still not be considered a problem. Oh, oh, and my favorite was liddle Fury and Lily man that was an interesting fun the liddle Brawler with all that anger and rage cause dear ole pappy wouldn' give him a dime of day of luv and defamed the boy from his house and got him peddlin' in the very Camp you call Vagrants. Wonder if Fury feels he's a Vagrant since he likes our coin rather than the Solares of the Republic.
Dat bein' said Philly Rat our barks a bit bigger than yer squeeks. So if yah feel it neccesary to come talk to us come to the Camp and come talk with us. You want to be a middle Rat to all the fuss come on down and squeek up to us. We'll listen maybe toss yah some cheese maybe a fine bubbly wine in our fancy outdoor bar. Come on down and have spill and let us all talk like proper Gents and Ladies. I mean if yah ahve the brass or de smarts to do so and listen. As for the rest of the Foppery a warnings a warning we know what yer people done past and present and folks are tired of it. You harbor criminals in yer streets hell some of yer Foppery are criminals. So next time you look at certain houses dear Serene Republic consider what Vagrant or Outlander Retainer they have that ain't from the Serene Republic? Why they all want our skills and power working for them? Why are we cleaning your streets of hooligans so yer son can ride a pony and yer daughter has her sweet sixteen with out interuption. Cause with out us so call Vagrants who else will get the job done? The Gendermie? Look up the Fox Company and the Gendermie that's a funny story on its own. Go visit Barovia and talk the the thousand of Gunderkite whom were abandon left to the Devil's Fork all fer a Baron's musings. And lets not forget how you got Sonea Evertale "By murdering on foreign soil!" yah you folk dun like us Bounty Hunting in yer lands or killing off yer criminals. Es all one big hot potato Philly Rat yer the Keeper of History stuff yah should know this stuff shoudln't be a Vagrant putting this out here for yah.
Sincerely with Luv, Mist Campers
P.S." Bring us some fancy cake we like cake!