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Zherisian Thé Chaud
« on: January 29, 2021, 06:46:47 PM »
Welcome readers to what hopes to be the first of many servings of Zherisian Thé Chaud; Your finest periodical detailing the important issues of our serine republique.


The editor would like to extend a congratulations to Sargent Anatole De la Rochenoire and his wife madame Blake de la Rochenoire. It is good to see the family tradition of marrying commoners has extended to him as well. We are sure that Madame de la Rochenoire will be much more proper than the last commoner to marry into the family.


Though speaking of the de la Rochenoire family we can not forget nor ignore the goings on of Madame le Baroness de Fincelles, Francette de Rosacier for she has taken the family tradition to a new height! Infidelity with the Maitre Alexandre Vaillant for not one but two commoners! The monsieurs in question are of course her former and current bodyguards, Monsieurs Aurelio Ranieri and Xelvos Silverkin. If you ask our humble editor we believe this may be a step down but we are sure some lucky monsieur from Rue Bass will gain their own opportunity to taste some noble cuisine soon enough.


We would be remiss to not mention her dear former husband and his flirtations with the Richemuloise assistant curator of the Musee. It seems the preening peacock has moved on from self proclaimed princes to our own nobility for her desires. We do guess it is true that rats pick off the scraps of men and it seems to be no different now. It would also seem that her eyes have turned from the eldest of the brothers Vaillant as Gendarme Fleury Vaillant has set his eyes upon the dame d’Dstellier Alix Martineau. We are sure such a couple could only bring about the best, perhaps Monsieur Vaillant can show the gundarakites that the dame is so fond of some of his tactics from the war.


A new club has opened in the Savant, Elysium as it is called will sure to be a fine place for the odd and uncouth to congregate and stay away from the eyes of the good people of the republique. Truely a public service by the proprietors.


Finally we would like to speak of the dear sisters Courteney, as it seems they have been the talk of the town. Between embarrassing the war vetran that is Baroness de Fincelles Francette de Rosacier and being assaulted by her they also have been hiring as of late. It is good to know that even rejects of the Red Vardo can find work within the republique. We look forward to what other unique and interesting retainers they hire, given the Ouvrier Safe Zone Initiative we believe some Caliban are looking for work as their gangs have been dispersed.

That is all for this serving of Zherisian Thé Chaud, if you have concerns, comments or wish to contribute please write to our editor Monsieur Corbeille des Ordures. [/font]
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« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2021, 12:24:13 PM »
Welcome back loyal readers for another serving of Zherisian Thé Chaud.
We would like to first like to roll back some more eager and unchecked information from the last issue. It seems that the claims against the now Baroness de Rosacier were incorrect and we assure you dear readers that the reporter who gave us this information was sent packing.


With that out of the way we would like to address the talk of the town, The elections for the Cultural Advisor for the Council of Brilliance. Recently Sieur Regnier Chaboteaux has returned to the capital after some absence and we here at the Zherisian Thé Chaud would like to welcome him back, though we are not sure what a vulgar ainter is. It seems he is already focused on potential diplomatic duties as it seems his latest outfits were purchased within Pont-a-Museau given how out of style they are. At least the rat running for the same position knows how to dress up to the modern styles. Additionally it seems as he has taken a hard stance against a claim that Mlle.Gatteux has hired a Falkovnian as a retainer; there is of course one issue with this claim. He is thinking of Mlle. P. Gatteux’s younger sister Aidelina. I am sure we can give him a pass on this though given his absence and how his views seem to also have been away for some time.



But Speaking of Mlle. P. Gatteux, (and we here at the Chaud do wish her a speedy recovery from her injuries) does she really think she is taken seriously as a candidate? She is not only, not currently a citizen, but has no claim to any nobility within Dementlieu or Richemulot. Does she think she can buy her way to this with shipments of rice? She does realize that she is running for the cultural advisor not the trade and commerce one right? Mlle. P. Gatteux is clearly out of her depth here, something she could find in a tub given her height. This all of course does not go to include how she preens around the city like a peacock despite achieving nothing within this city. She is a book rat that thinks herself cultured because she travels for her work. What Dementluise culture can be found in an Akiri crypt Mlle. P. Gatteux? We are sure given time the rat in people’s clothing is sure to learn how to be a proper lady of Dementlieu, she just isn’t now.

That is all for this serving of Zherisian Thé Chaud, if you have concerns, comments or wish to contribute please write to our editor Monsieur Corbeille des Ordures.