Welcome readers to what hopes to be the first of many servings of Zherisian Thé Chaud; Your finest periodical detailing the important issues of our serine republique.
The editor would like to extend a congratulations to Sargent Anatole De la Rochenoire and his wife madame Blake de la Rochenoire. It is good to see the family tradition of marrying commoners has extended to him as well. We are sure that Madame de la Rochenoire will be much more proper than the last commoner to marry into the family.
Though speaking of the de la Rochenoire family we can not forget nor ignore the goings on of Madame le Baroness de Fincelles, Francette de Rosacier for she has taken the family tradition to a new height! Infidelity with the Maitre Alexandre Vaillant for not one but two commoners! The monsieurs in question are of course her former and current bodyguards, Monsieurs Aurelio Ranieri and Xelvos Silverkin. If you ask our humble editor we believe this may be a step down but we are sure some lucky monsieur from Rue Bass will gain their own opportunity to taste some noble cuisine soon enough.
We would be remiss to not mention her dear former husband and his flirtations with the Richemuloise assistant curator of the Musee. It seems the preening peacock has moved on from self proclaimed princes to our own nobility for her desires. We do guess it is true that rats pick off the scraps of men and it seems to be no different now. It would also seem that her eyes have turned from the eldest of the brothers Vaillant as Gendarme Fleury Vaillant has set his eyes upon the dame d’Dstellier Alix Martineau. We are sure such a couple could only bring about the best, perhaps Monsieur Vaillant can show the gundarakites that the dame is so fond of some of his tactics from the war.
A new club has opened in the Savant, Elysium as it is called will sure to be a fine place for the odd and uncouth to congregate and stay away from the eyes of the good people of the republique. Truely a public service by the proprietors.
Finally we would like to speak of the dear sisters Courteney, as it seems they have been the talk of the town. Between embarrassing the war vetran that is Baroness de Fincelles Francette de Rosacier and being assaulted by her they also have been hiring as of late. It is good to know that even rejects of the Red Vardo can find work within the republique. We look forward to what other unique and interesting retainers they hire, given the Ouvrier Safe Zone Initiative we believe some Caliban are looking for work as their gangs have been dispersed.
That is all for this serving of Zherisian Thé Chaud, if you have concerns, comments or wish to contribute please write to our editor Monsieur Corbeille des Ordures. [/font]