With a cackle and a shifting of shadow, yet another notice is added to the comical collection.
The Real Halvor!
You fools! I am the real Halvor Hadiya!
I am responsible for the Great Upheaval! I am behind every act of Falkovnian aggression!
I work in mysterious and terrible ways including:
Mundane Bounties.
Unsigned notices.
Imagination.
I am the fly in your soup, the stone in your shoe and the ache in your back.
I am definitely not Nasir.
Signed,
Halvor "End Times" Hadiya