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Hollow Halls Mortuary
« on: June 06, 2020, 09:06:55 AM »
A notice is proudly displayed on notice-boards around Vallaki.

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HOLLOW HALLS MORTUARY


To loyal subjects of His Grace and foreigners alike: we are proud to announce the
opening of our funeral parlor, and the provision of various services to the community.

Funeral services, memorial services and wakes that abide Barovian or Gundarakite custom, or follow outlander traditions.

Counsel for those in mourning.

Investigation of hauntings and strange occurrences.

Record keeping and chronicling.

To arrange a consultation, leave a letter addressed to Ophelia Bell or Elás de Zeidenberg
underneath the attic door at The Angler's Dive, Vallaki.



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« Last Edit: November 30, 2020, 02:23:20 AM by Homebrew Hokum »
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Re: Hollow Halls Mortuary
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2020, 01:15:05 AM »
The notices continue to circulate with a new addition.

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HOLLOW HALLS MORTUARY


To loyal subjects of His Grace and foreigners alike: we are proud to announce the
opening of our funeral parlor, and the provision of various services to the community.

Funeral services, memorial services and wakes that abide Barovian or Gundarakite custom, or follow outlander traditions.

Counsel for those in mourning.

Investigation of hauntings and strange occurrences.

Record keeping and chronicling.

Furthermore, morticians, exorcists, priests, barber surgeons and graveyard keepers are welcome to enlist with us and find some solace in a community of like-minded persons. Minstrels might also find a place: from chroniclers and historians to poets and story-tellers. Those who prefer the old bardic tradition of tale-weaving by the fireside and keeping records are well-suited, as are those who venerate the dead and celebrate the sagas they carved out in life.

To arrange a consultation, leave a letter addressed to Ophelia Bell or Elás de Zeidenberg
underneath the attic door at The Angler's Dive, Vallaki.



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Re: Hollow Halls Mortuary
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2020, 10:24:52 PM »
The notices continue to circulate with a new addition.

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HOLLOW HALLS MORTUARY


To loyal subjects of His Grace and foreigners alike: we are proud to announce the
opening of our funeral parlor, and the provision of various services to the community.

Funeral services, memorial services and wakes that abide Barovian or Gundarakite custom, or follow outlander traditions.

Counsel for those in mourning.

Investigation of hauntings and strange occurrences.

Record keeping and chronicling.

Furthermore, morticians, exorcists, priests, barber surgeons and graveyard keepers are welcome to enlist with us and find some solace in a community of like-minded persons. Minstrels might also find a place: from chroniclers and historians to poets and story-tellers. Those who prefer the old bardic tradition of tale-weaving by the fireside and keeping records are well-suited, as are those who venerate the dead and celebrate the sagas they carved out in life.

To arrange a consultation, leave a letter addressed to Ophelia Bell or Elás de Zeidenberg
underneath the attic door at The Angler's Dive, Vallaki.



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Re: Hollow Halls Mortuary
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2020, 02:09:18 AM »
The notices continue to circulate.

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HOLLOW HALLS MORTUARY


To loyal subjects of His Grace and foreigners alike: we are proud to announce the
opening of our funeral parlor, and the provision of various services to the community.

Funeral services, memorial services and wakes that abide Barovian or Gundarakite custom, or follow outlander traditions.

Counsel for those in mourning.

Investigation of hauntings and strange occurrences.

Record keeping and chronicling.

Furthermore, morticians, exorcists, priests, barber surgeons and graveyard keepers are welcome to enlist with us and find some solace in a community of like-minded persons. Minstrels might also find a place: from chroniclers and historians to poets and story-tellers. Those who prefer the old bardic tradition of tale-weaving by the fireside and keeping records are well-suited, as are those who venerate the dead and celebrate the sagas they carved out in life.

To arrange a consultation, leave a letter addressed to Ophelia Bell or Elás de Zeidenberg
underneath the attic door at The Angler's Dive, Vallaki.



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« Last Edit: November 30, 2020, 02:22:16 AM by Homebrew Hokum »
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Re: Hollow Halls Mortuary
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2020, 01:48:05 AM »
The notices continue to circulate with a little addition.

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HOLLOW HALLS MORTUARY


We will be scheduling a memorial service for several late members of the Morninglord's cult.
Please keep your eyes on local noticeboards. A date will be declared soon.

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To loyal subjects of His Grace and foreigners alike: we are proud to announce the
opening of our funeral parlor, and the provision of various services to the community.

Funeral services, memorial services and wakes that abide Barovian or Gundarakite custom, or follow outlander traditions.

Counsel for those in mourning.

Investigation of hauntings and strange occurrences.

Record keeping and chronicling.

Training for would-be undertakers.

Furthermore, morticians, exorcists, priests, barber surgeons and graveyard keepers are welcome to enlist with us and find some solace in a community of like-minded persons. Minstrels might also find a place: from chroniclers and historians to poets and story-tellers. Those who prefer the old bardic tradition of tale-weaving by the fireside and keeping records are well-suited, as are those who venerate the dead and celebrate the sagas they carved out in life.

To arrange a consultation, leave a letter addressed to Ophelia Bell or Elás de Zeidenberg
underneath the attic door at The Angler's Dive, Vallaki.



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Re: Hollow Halls Mortuary
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2021, 01:26:06 AM »
The notices continue to circulate with a new addition.

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HOLLOW HALLS MORTUARY


To loyal subjects of His Grace and foreigners alike: we are proud to announce the
ongoing operation of our funeral parlor, and the provision of various services to the community.

Funeral services, memorial services and wakes that abide Barovian or Gundarakite custom, or follow outlander traditions.

Counsel for those in mourning.

Investigation of hauntings and strange occurrences.

Record keeping and chronicling.

════════════════════════════════════════════

Wills Recorded & Cataloged
For a small fee, we will thoroughly document your last wishes and keep them
locked in our records hall to be retrieved in the event of your untimely passing.
This may include:

Next of Kin
Distribution of Assets
Funerary Rites
Business to be Finished
Posthumous Messages


════════════════════════════════════════════

To arrange a consultation, leave a letter addressed to Ophelia Bell or Elás de Zeidenberg
underneath the attic door at The Angler's Dive, Vallaki.



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Re: Hollow Halls Mortuary
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2021, 12:24:48 AM »
The notices continue to circulate with a new addition.

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HOLLOW HALLS MORTUARY


To loyal subjects of His Grace and foreigners alike: we are proud to announce the
ongoing operation of our funeral parlor, and the provision of various services to the community.

Funeral services, memorial services and wakes that abide Barovian or Gundarakite custom, or follow outlander traditions.

Coroner's duties, including examination of remains.

Counsel for those in mourning.

Investigation of hauntings and strange occurrences.

Record keeping and chronicling.

════════════════════════════════════════════

Wills Recorded & Cataloged
For a small fee, we will thoroughly document your last wishes and keep them
locked in our records hall to be retrieved in the event of your untimely passing.
This may include:

Next of Kin
Distribution of Assets
Funerary Rites
Business to be Finished
Posthumous Messages


════════════════════════════════════════════

To arrange a consultation, leave a letter addressed to Ophelia Bell or Elás de Zeidenberg underneath the attic door at The Angler's Dive, Vallaki.



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Re: Hollow Halls Mortuary
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2021, 06:12:45 PM »
The notices continue to circulate.

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HOLLOW HALLS MORTUARY


To loyal subjects of His Grace and foreigners alike: we are proud to announce the
ongoing operation of our funeral parlor, and the provision of various services to the community.

Funeral services, memorial services and wakes that abide Barovian or Gundarakite custom, or follow outlander traditions.

Coroner's duties, including examination of remains.

Counsel for those in mourning.

Investigation of hauntings and strange occurrences.

Record keeping and chronicling.

════════════════════════════════════════════

Wills Recorded & Cataloged
For a small fee, we will thoroughly document your last wishes and keep them
locked in our records hall to be retrieved in the event of your untimely passing.
This may include:

Next of Kin
Distribution of Assets
Funerary Rites
Business to be Finished
Posthumous Messages


════════════════════════════════════════════

To arrange a consultation, leave a letter addressed to Ophelia Bell or Elás de Zeidenberg underneath the attic door at The Angler's Dive, Vallaki.



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Re: Hollow Halls Mortuary
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2021, 11:24:32 PM »
The notices continue to circulate.

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HOLLOW HALLS MORTUARY


To loyal subjects of His Grace and foreigners alike: we are proud to announce the
ongoing operation of our funeral parlor, and the provision of various services to the community.

Funeral services, memorial services and wakes that abide Barovian or Gundarakite custom, or follow outlander traditions.

Coroner's duties, including examination of remains.

Counsel for those in mourning.

Investigation of hauntings and strange occurrences.

Record keeping and chronicling.

════════════════════════════════════════════

Wills Recorded & Cataloged
For a small fee, we will thoroughly document your last wishes and keep them
locked in our records hall to be retrieved in the event of your untimely passing.
This may include:

Next of Kin
Distribution of Assets
Funerary Rites
Business to be Finished
Posthumous Messages


════════════════════════════════════════════

To arrange a consultation, leave a letter addressed to Ophelia Bell or Elás underneath the attic door at The Angler's Dive, Vallaki.



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Re: Hollow Halls Mortuary
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2021, 05:05:15 AM »
The notices continue to circulate once the borders open. There are a few curious amendments...

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HOLLOW HALLS MORTUARY


To loyal subjects of His Grace and foreigners alike: we are proud to announce the
ongoing operation of our funeral parlor, and the provision of various services to the community.

Funeral services, memorial services and wakes that abide Barovian or Gundarakite custom, or follow outlander traditions.

Coroner's duties, including examination of remains.

Counsel for those in mourning.

Investigation of hauntings and strange occurrences.

Record keeping and chronicling.

Training in corpse preparation and local customs concerning death.

════════════════════════════════════════════

Wills Recorded & Cataloged
For a small fee, we will thoroughly document your last wishes and keep them
locked in our records hall to be retrieved in the event of your untimely passing.
This may include:

Next of Kin
Distribution of Assets
Funerary Rites
Business to be Finished
Posthumous Messages


════════════════════════════════════════════

Morticians, exorcists, priests, barber surgeons and graveyard keepers are welcome to enlist with us and find some solidarity in a community of like-minded persons. Minstrels might also find a place: from chroniclers and historians to poets and story-tellers. Those who prefer the old bardic traditions are well-suited, as are those who venerate the dead and commit their deeds to the sagas.

════════════════════════════════════════════

To arrange a consultation, leave a letter addressed to Ophelia Bell or Emánuel underneath the attic door at The Angler's Dive, Vallaki.



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« Last Edit: July 05, 2021, 05:07:23 AM by NacreCicatrix »
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Re: Hollow Halls Mortuary
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2021, 05:36:01 AM »
The notices continue to circulate once the borders open. There are a few curious amendments...

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HOLLOW HALLS MORTUARY


To loyal subjects of His Grace and foreigners alike: we are pleased to affirm the
ongoing operation of our funeral parlor, and the provision of various services to the community of Vallaki and greater Barovia.

Funeral services, memorial services and wakes that abide Barovian or Gundarakite custom, or follow outlander traditions.

Coroner's duties, including examination of remains.

Counsel for those in mourning.

Investigation of hauntings and strange occurrences.

Record keeping and chronicling.

Training in corpse preparation and local customs concerning death.

════════════════════════════════════════════

Wills Recorded & Cataloged
For a small fee, we will thoroughly document your last wishes and keep them
locked in our records hall to be retrieved in the event of your untimely passing.
This may include:

Next of Kin
Distribution of Assets
Funerary Rites
Business to be Finished
Posthumous Messages


════════════════════════════════════════════

Morticians, exorcists, priests, barber surgeons and graveyard keepers are welcome to enlist with us and find some solidarity in a community of like-minded persons. Minstrels might also find a place: from chroniclers and historians to poets and story-tellers. Those who prefer the old bardic traditions are well-suited, as are those who venerate the dead and commit their deeds to the sagas.

════════════════════════════════════════════

To arrange a consultation, leave a letter addressed to Ophelia Bell or Emánuel underneath the attic door at The Angler's Dive, Vallaki.



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Re: Hollow Halls Mortuary
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2021, 03:00:10 AM »
The notices continue to circulate once the borders open. There are a few curious amendments...

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HOLLOW HALLS MORTUARY


To loyal subjects of His Grace and foreigners alike: we are pleased to affirm the
ongoing operation of our funeral parlor, and the provision of various services to the community of Vallaki and greater Barovia.

Furthermore, we will be hosting an annual DAY OF REMEMBRANCE at the end of Octombrie; keep your eyes peeled for our notices.

Our services include:

Funeral services, memorial services and wakes that abide Barovian or Gundarakite custom, or follow outlander traditions.

Coroner's duties, including examination of remains.

Counsel for those in mourning.

Investigation of hauntings and strange occurrences.

Record keeping and chronicling.

Training in corpse preparation and local customs concerning death.

════════════════════════════════════════════

Wills Recorded & Cataloged
For a small fee, we will thoroughly document your last wishes and keep them
locked in our records hall to be retrieved in the event of your untimely passing.
This may include:

Next of Kin
Distribution of Assets
Funerary Rites
Business to be Finished
Posthumous Messages


════════════════════════════════════════════

To arrange a consultation, leave a letter addressed to Ophelia Bell or Emánuel underneath the attic door at The Angler's Dive, Vallaki.


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Re: Hollow Halls Mortuary
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2021, 11:27:50 PM »
The fliers circulate, as per usual, but there's a personal ammendment attached to this batch...

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To whom it may concern, as unlikely as that is to be a great many,

As of tomorrow, I will be departing for foreign parts with Augustin Adamachi. Our journey is imperative. As such, we will not be available to attend matters of business or service until our return, some time around the end of Noiembrie at latest. Similarly, we will not be aware of any summons calling upon us.
Rest assured, we will be bringing an exciting new enterprise with us when we arrive back on home soil. Make room in your liquor cabinets!

Please address all correspondence to Ophelia Bell or Clementine Morisway in our absence.

Emánuel Gárdonyi & Augustin Adamachi

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HOLLOW HALLS MORTUARY


To loyal subjects of His Grace and foreigners alike: we are pleased to affirm the
ongoing operation of our funeral parlor, and the provision of various services to the community of Vallaki and greater Barovia.

Furthermore, we will be hosting an annual DAY OF REMEMBRANCE at the end of Octombrie; keep your eyes peeled for our notices.

Our services include:

Funeral services, memorial services and wakes that abide Barovian or Gundarakite custom, or follow outlander traditions.

Coroner's duties, including examination of remains.

Counsel for those in mourning.

Investigation of hauntings and strange occurrences.

Record keeping and chronicling.

Training in corpse preparation and local customs concerning death.

════════════════════════════════════════════

Wills Recorded & Cataloged
For a small fee, we will thoroughly document your last wishes and keep them
locked in our records hall to be retrieved in the event of your untimely passing.
This may include:

Next of Kin
Distribution of Assets
Funerary Rites
Business to be Finished
Posthumous Messages


════════════════════════════════════════════

To arrange a consultation, leave a letter addressed to Ophelia Bell or Clementine Morisway underneath the attic door at The Angler's Dive, Vallaki.


Send an IC PM to either Neuwwwo (Clementine) or Naiad (Ophelia).
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Re: Hollow Halls Mortuary
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2022, 04:45:13 AM »
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HOLLOW HALLS MORTUARY


To loyal subjects of His Grace and foreigners alike: we are pleased to affirm the
ongoing operation of our funeral parlor, and the provision of various services to the community of Vallaki and greater Barovia.

Our services include:

Funeral services, memorial services and wakes that abide Barovian or Gundarakite custom, or follow outlander traditions.

Coroner's duties, including examination of remains.

Counsel for those in mourning.

Investigation of hauntings and strange occurrences.

Record keeping and chronicling.

Training in corpse preparation and local customs concerning death.

════════════════════════════════════════════

Wills Recorded & Cataloged
For a small fee, we will thoroughly document your last wishes and keep them
locked in our records hall to be retrieved in the event of your untimely passing.
This may include:

Next of Kin
Distribution of Assets
Funerary Rites
Business to be Finished
Posthumous Messages


════════════════════════════════════════════

To arrange a consultation, leave a letter addressed to Ophelia Bell, Emánuel Gárdonyi, or Clementine Morisway underneath the attic door at The Angler's Dive, Vallaki.


Send an IC PM to either myself, Neuwwwo (Clementine) or Naiad (Ophelia).
See here for player faction details.
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