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Homebrew Hokum

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Hollow Halls Mortuary
« on: June 06, 2020, 09:06:55 AM »
A notice is proudly displayed on notice-boards around Vallaki.

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HOLLOW HALLS MORTUARY


To loyal subjects of His Grace and foreigners alike: we are proud to announce the
opening of our funeral parlor, and the provision of various services to the community.

Funeral services, memorial services and wakes that abide Barovian or Gundarakite custom, or follow outlander traditions.

Counsel for those in mourning.

Investigation of hauntings and strange occurrences.

Record keeping and chronicling.

To arrange a consultation, leave a letter addressed to Ophelia Bell or Elás de Zeidenberg
underneath the attic door at The Angler's Dive, Vallaki.



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« Last Edit: November 30, 2020, 02:23:20 AM by Homebrew Hokum »
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Re: Hollow Halls Mortuary
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2020, 01:15:05 AM »
The notices continue to circulate with a new addition.

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HOLLOW HALLS MORTUARY


To loyal subjects of His Grace and foreigners alike: we are proud to announce the
opening of our funeral parlor, and the provision of various services to the community.

Funeral services, memorial services and wakes that abide Barovian or Gundarakite custom, or follow outlander traditions.

Counsel for those in mourning.

Investigation of hauntings and strange occurrences.

Record keeping and chronicling.

Furthermore, morticians, exorcists, priests, barber surgeons and graveyard keepers are welcome to enlist with us and find some solace in a community of like-minded persons. Minstrels might also find a place: from chroniclers and historians to poets and story-tellers. Those who prefer the old bardic tradition of tale-weaving by the fireside and keeping records are well-suited, as are those who venerate the dead and celebrate the sagas they carved out in life.

To arrange a consultation, leave a letter addressed to Ophelia Bell or Elás de Zeidenberg
underneath the attic door at The Angler's Dive, Vallaki.



Send an IC PM to either myself or Naiad.
« Last Edit: November 30, 2020, 02:22:59 AM by Homebrew Hokum »
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Re: Hollow Halls Mortuary
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2020, 10:24:52 PM »
The notices continue to circulate with a new addition.

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HOLLOW HALLS MORTUARY


To loyal subjects of His Grace and foreigners alike: we are proud to announce the
opening of our funeral parlor, and the provision of various services to the community.

Funeral services, memorial services and wakes that abide Barovian or Gundarakite custom, or follow outlander traditions.

Counsel for those in mourning.

Investigation of hauntings and strange occurrences.

Record keeping and chronicling.

Furthermore, morticians, exorcists, priests, barber surgeons and graveyard keepers are welcome to enlist with us and find some solace in a community of like-minded persons. Minstrels might also find a place: from chroniclers and historians to poets and story-tellers. Those who prefer the old bardic tradition of tale-weaving by the fireside and keeping records are well-suited, as are those who venerate the dead and celebrate the sagas they carved out in life.

To arrange a consultation, leave a letter addressed to Ophelia Bell or Elás de Zeidenberg
underneath the attic door at The Angler's Dive, Vallaki.



Send an IC PM to either myself or
« Last Edit: November 30, 2020, 02:22:46 AM by Homebrew Hokum »
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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2020, 03:15:48 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2020, 05:13:52 AM »
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« Last Edit: January 01, 2021, 01:26:21 AM by Homebrew Hokum »
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Re: Hollow Halls Mortuary
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2020, 02:09:18 AM »
The notices continue to circulate.

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HOLLOW HALLS MORTUARY


To loyal subjects of His Grace and foreigners alike: we are proud to announce the
opening of our funeral parlor, and the provision of various services to the community.

Funeral services, memorial services and wakes that abide Barovian or Gundarakite custom, or follow outlander traditions.

Counsel for those in mourning.

Investigation of hauntings and strange occurrences.

Record keeping and chronicling.

Furthermore, morticians, exorcists, priests, barber surgeons and graveyard keepers are welcome to enlist with us and find some solace in a community of like-minded persons. Minstrels might also find a place: from chroniclers and historians to poets and story-tellers. Those who prefer the old bardic tradition of tale-weaving by the fireside and keeping records are well-suited, as are those who venerate the dead and celebrate the sagas they carved out in life.

To arrange a consultation, leave a letter addressed to Ophelia Bell or Elás de Zeidenberg
underneath the attic door at The Angler's Dive, Vallaki.



Send an IC PM to either myself or Naiad.
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« Last Edit: November 30, 2020, 02:22:16 AM by Homebrew Hokum »
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Re: Hollow Halls Mortuary
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2020, 01:48:05 AM »
The notices continue to circulate with a little addition.

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HOLLOW HALLS MORTUARY


We will be scheduling a memorial service for several late members of the Morninglord's cult.
Please keep your eyes on local noticeboards. A date will be declared soon.

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To loyal subjects of His Grace and foreigners alike: we are proud to announce the
opening of our funeral parlor, and the provision of various services to the community.

Funeral services, memorial services and wakes that abide Barovian or Gundarakite custom, or follow outlander traditions.

Counsel for those in mourning.

Investigation of hauntings and strange occurrences.

Record keeping and chronicling.

Training for would-be undertakers.

Furthermore, morticians, exorcists, priests, barber surgeons and graveyard keepers are welcome to enlist with us and find some solace in a community of like-minded persons. Minstrels might also find a place: from chroniclers and historians to poets and story-tellers. Those who prefer the old bardic tradition of tale-weaving by the fireside and keeping records are well-suited, as are those who venerate the dead and celebrate the sagas they carved out in life.

To arrange a consultation, leave a letter addressed to Ophelia Bell or Elás de Zeidenberg
underneath the attic door at The Angler's Dive, Vallaki.



Send an IC PM to either myself or Naiad.
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« Last Edit: November 30, 2020, 02:24:00 AM by Homebrew Hokum »
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Re: Hollow Halls Mortuary
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2021, 01:26:06 AM »
The notices continue to circulate with a new addition.

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HOLLOW HALLS MORTUARY


To loyal subjects of His Grace and foreigners alike: we are proud to announce the
ongoing operation of our funeral parlor, and the provision of various services to the community.

Funeral services, memorial services and wakes that abide Barovian or Gundarakite custom, or follow outlander traditions.

Counsel for those in mourning.

Investigation of hauntings and strange occurrences.

Record keeping and chronicling.

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Wills Recorded & Cataloged
For a small fee, we will thoroughly document your last wishes and keep them
locked in our records hall to be retrieved in the event of your untimely passing.
This may include:

Next of Kin
Distribution of Assets
Funerary Rites
Business to be Finished
Posthumous Messages


════════════════════════════════════════════

To arrange a consultation, leave a letter addressed to Ophelia Bell or Elás de Zeidenberg
underneath the attic door at The Angler's Dive, Vallaki.



Send an IC PM to either myself or Naiad.
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Re: Hollow Halls Mortuary
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2021, 12:24:48 AM »
The notices continue to circulate with a new addition.

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HOLLOW HALLS MORTUARY


To loyal subjects of His Grace and foreigners alike: we are proud to announce the
ongoing operation of our funeral parlor, and the provision of various services to the community.

Funeral services, memorial services and wakes that abide Barovian or Gundarakite custom, or follow outlander traditions.

Coroner's duties, including examination of remains.

Counsel for those in mourning.

Investigation of hauntings and strange occurrences.

Record keeping and chronicling.

════════════════════════════════════════════

Wills Recorded & Cataloged
For a small fee, we will thoroughly document your last wishes and keep them
locked in our records hall to be retrieved in the event of your untimely passing.
This may include:

Next of Kin
Distribution of Assets
Funerary Rites
Business to be Finished
Posthumous Messages


════════════════════════════════════════════

To arrange a consultation, leave a letter addressed to Ophelia Bell or Elás de Zeidenberg underneath the attic door at The Angler's Dive, Vallaki.



Send an IC PM to either myself or Naiad.
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