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Cipher

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[Announcements from the Quartier Watch]
« on: May 18, 2020, 12:45:41 AM »
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Do you want to serve your country and not feel like a CUCKOLD?

JOIN THE QUARTIER WATCH!

The Quartier Watch is a group of responsible, well armed citizens dedicated to improving the safety and well being of all in the Serene République.

Successful Applicants will possess:

Martial Aptitude
Ability to wield a Flintlock and Musket,
Strong Sense of Duty and Morals,
Unwavering desire to not be bent over a table by THE MAN.

Benefits include:

Weekly Wages
Boot color of YOUR choice!
Alix Martineau NOT being your commanding officer!
50% less useless Cheval building exercises!

Join Today!
« Last Edit: May 21, 2020, 11:29:02 PM by Cipher »

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Re: [Announcements from the Quartier Watch]
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2020, 05:57:51 PM »
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Do you want to serve you country and not feel ASHAMED?

JOIN THE QUARTIER WATCH!

Do you come home, remove your uniform and take a bath not because you're dirty, but because you FEEL DIRTY?
Do you wake up and dread the day to come, not for what you will be asked to do, but for what you will be asked to IGNORE?
Do you wonder when you traded your PRIDE for a POSITION?
Do you remember when you LIED and BROTHERS AND SISTERS DIED?
Do you wear the DEEDS OF YOUR BETTERS on your belt and call yourself a SAVIOR?

Be your answer yay or nay THE QUARTIER WATCH welcomes all that would better themselves and their fellow man.

Join Today!
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Re: [Announcements from the Quartier Watch]
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2020, 01:05:33 PM »
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ANNONCE!

BY ORDER OF THE QUARTIER WATCH:

The institution known as THE GENDARMERIE NATIONALE DE DEMENTLIEU is hereby requested to fulfill their constitutional obligation to protect ALL streets of Port-à-Lucine, and ensure the safety of our most vulnerable citizens.

Until such time that this institution fulfills the duties that are naturally incumbent upon them, THE QUARTIER WATCH shall perform them in their stead.

Should they wish to explore how to best protect the citizens of Port-à-Lucine, they may kindly send a representative to discuss under peaceful and earnest terms.


Merci beaucoup,
The Quartier Watch


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Re: [Announcements from the Quartier Watch]
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2020, 12:58:24 AM »
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BANISSEMENT!

FOR THE CRIMES OF ASSAULT WITH INTENT TO MURDER,

The Warden of Ezra and Frill known as JACINTH DE LA ROCHENOIRE is hereby declared BANISHED from Quartier Ouvrier by The Quartier Watch.


He shall not set foot in our streets on pain of being pelted with rotten fruit and vegetables, and no citizen of Quartier Ouvrier shall grant him aid or succor, wherever he may go!


Merci beaucoup,
The Quartier Watch

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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2020, 12:55:20 AM »