A hooded figure wanders the Drain getting every twost and caliban to hear. Some may even be treated to song and dance maybe a bear.
"Hello. Hey there! Guess what? She's here! A goddess that can't be compared! Aren't you tired of dread and despair? Don't fret prepare! Goddess Gurtha is here! Black skin ebony hair you can't miss her when she's here!"
He lean against a Twist. "Aint'cha tired of sewer and farty air? Join her army and prepare! Feeling down cause the Garda keep killing yah? Fer a thousand fang a Twist and Two thousand fang a Caliban you too can make money! Gurtha needs an army to stick it to those Surfies! Join her on an escapade of blood and gore maybe some more! Are you an Orc get 500 fang more! Are you an Ogre, Drow, or Duergar get 3000 fang! No humans should apply."
Bounding off the Twist he Grin. "I'm Woodsy your guide. Join Gurtha's army if you don't mind? She has strength! She has powers! Gurtha can turn humans to stone and even set herself on fire! So seek the Goddess Gurtha and see if you're worthy! Fight thw oomans and show them no Mercy!"
The man grin and turn away leaving Woodsy merely waved as he leave the Drain.
