Review of The Gourmet's "Meals"
Having seen personally the variety of.. 'Dinners', that The Gourmet has left out have been dry, flaky and generally foul smelling. The lack of care shown on presentation and palette really shows inexperience and amateur designs.
Smelling the so called 'sauce' I noted a lack of spice, tang or even general aroma. This so called 'Gourmet' has no understanding of a good side dish, nor an aromatic sauce.
In conclusion, The Gourmet, better known as 'The Waiter', has the taste palette of a Barovian. Little to no understanding of taste, flavour or presentation. The 'prepared' excrement he calls meals are nothing if not bland and disappointing.
I'd be happy to give you some lessons on how to make something less akin to vomit with a nice bow on it. Seek out Kris Bergerescu. I will be around outside of the Tent City.
Regardless, Do better.
-KB
