[Proclamations from the Pissfarer Kinship Lodge]

[PlatointheCave]

A notice outside the Drain is defaced.

Take heed!

There be darkness in this world.

The PISSWayfarer Kinship

Invites all those of "goodwill" and "brave" of heart to join in causing common against the evils which beset the innocent, weak, and vulnerable and to answer the call of the grneedy.

"Heroes and heroines" hold now this torch and burn those in light the way.

Leave word at the seat of ignorance Kinship Lodge within Vallaki, or contact any PissWayfarer (recognizable by the Kinship amulet, which glows with a very dim blue light).

Absent and Idle Trustee: Zephyr Kontos