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Notices from The Miner's Merriment!
« on: February 18, 2019, 07:19:30 AM »
Pamphlets make their way down to Vallaki with the mail...

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HIRING GUARD

Hiring one guard for the premises.

Man or woman is fine. Must be reliable. An agent's skill-set is preferable, but a sturdy and muscular individual would not be amiss either.
Special talents and interests will be regarded highly.

Successful candidates will be paid a generous weekly stipend, and enjoy free liquor and meals. There is potential to lodge on site later.


☘️      ☘️      ☘️

Come in and see Ms. Hlavek, or leave a letter at the bar.

« Last Edit: March 01, 2019, 02:37:33 AM by Homebrew Hokum »

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New Food Menu!
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2019, 03:00:37 AM »
A sign is affixed to the front door of the establishment.

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NEW FOOD MENU

After weeks of preparation, we are proud to offer our patrons a new food menu that combines rustic, hand-foraged elements with decadent seasonings and the best our Barovian dairies, orchards, and crofts have to offer.

Whether you're eating with a party of friends and comrades, treating a loved one to a special meal, or simply breaking your fast, make The Miner's Merriment your first choice.

☘️      ☘️      ☘️

CHYTESKAN SPECIALTIES*
Palasket
Olka det Aiti
Rash Lartosh
Ketchi Karri

CLASSIC STAPLES
Fried Eggs
Onion Soup with Rye and Cheese
Basil Macerated Strawberries

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Our drinks menu remains unchanged, though prices may be affected by seasonal availability.

STANDARD DRINKS
Barley Beer
Cider
Sourwine
Spirits
Tsuika
Malted Whisky

HOUSE SPECIALTIES & IMPORTS
Merriment Moonshine
Dwarven Ale
Rum
Absinthe
Orange & Hibiscus Tea with Biscuits

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*Looking for a translation? Come in and ask! Note, food is only available when Ms. Hlavek is on-duty. But, fear not: we're soon to train an apprentice so that we can provide you with delectable meals from dawn until dusk.


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Re: Notices from The Miner's Merriment!
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2019, 05:33:29 AM »
Pamphlets make their way down to Vallaki with the mail. They are spread about Krofburg, too.

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WINTER WARMER

Shake off the bitter prickle of Winter, and treat yourself to mulled cider, a warm meal, and the comfort of a roaring hearth.
This week's end, a dance performance will be held upon our humble stage.
With a little nice, a touch of naughty, and a barrel of badinage, it is certain to entertain.
Come along, and bring a friend, too.



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Re: Notices from The Miner's Merriment!
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2019, 07:18:54 PM »
Pamphlets make their way down to Vallaki with the mail. They are spread about Krofburg, too.

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WINTER WARMER

Shake off the bitter prickle of Winter, and treat yourself to mulled cider, a warm meal, and the comfort of a roaring hearth.
Tonight a dance performance will be held upon our humble stage.
With a little nice, a touch of naughty, and a barrel of badinage, it is certain to entertain.
Come along, and bring a friend, too.


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TODAY, 2PM AEST/ 11PM EST

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Re: Notices from The Miner's Merriment!
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2019, 07:10:28 PM »
Pamphlets make their way down to Vallaki with the mail. They are spread about Krofburg, too.

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CULTISTS BANNED FROM THE MINER'S MERRIMENT

All those who subscribe to the 'fifth revelation' nonsense are barred from our establishment.
The horse-trough outside is the only place they'll be drinking from.

For information regarding the whereabouts and favored fox-holes of these fanatics, please inquire with management.

KROFBURG'S MILITIA WELCOMED!

In a show of gratitude, members of the Krofburg Militia will be entitled to drinks and meals at half the usual price.
May the town's finest find comfort and merriment here.


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Re: Notices from The Miner's Merriment!
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2019, 06:30:32 AM »
Pamphlets make their way down to Vallaki with the mail...

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HIRING BARTENDER

Hiring one bartender.

Man or woman is fine. Must be a native of the Core; those from beyond will not be considered at this time.
Must be reliable, sociable, and quick-witted, as well as able to work independently.

Successful candidates will be paid a generous weekly stipend, and enjoy free liquor and meals. There is potential to lodge on site later.

☘️      ☘️      ☘️

Come in and see Ms. Hlavek, or leave a letter at the bar.


« Last Edit: September 19, 2019, 03:54:29 AM by Homebrew Hokum »

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Re: Notices from The Miner's Merriment!
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2019, 11:21:30 PM »
The pamphlets are replaced.

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HIRING BARTENDER

Hiring one bartender.

Man or woman is fine. Must be a native of the Core; those from beyond will not be considered at this time. Absolutely no exceptions.
Must be reliable, sociable, and quick-witted, as well as able to work independently. Special talents and skills will be regarded highly.

Successful candidates will be paid a generous weekly stipend, and enjoy free liquor and meals. There is potential to lodge on site later.

☘️      ☘️      ☘️

Come in and see Ms. Hlavek, or leave a letter at the bar.

« Last Edit: May 25, 2019, 11:10:46 PM by Homebrew Hokum »

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Re: Notices from The Miner's Merriment!
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2019, 11:16:15 PM »
Pamphlets make their way down to Vallaki with the mail. They are spread about Krofburg, too.

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NEW BARMAID: AURORA

We welcome our newest addition to staff, Aurora.
A classical Barovian beauty, she is certain to make you feel comfortable and at-home in our establishment.
She has a knack for dice and story-telling.

Visit upon us this Winter-time, and meet her for yourself.


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Re: Notices from The Miner's Merriment!
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2019, 06:50:16 AM »
New pamphlets circulate..

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HIRING BARTENDER

Hiring one bartender.

Man or woman is fine. Must be a native of the Core; those from beyond will not be considered at this time. Absolutely no exceptions.
Must be reliable, sociable, and quick-witted, as well as able to work independently. Special talents and skills will be regarded highly.
An interest in being a host is imperative.

Successful candidates will be paid a generous weekly stipend, and enjoy free liquor and meals. There is potential to lodge on site later.

☘️      ☘️      ☘️

Come in and see Ms. Hlavek, or leave a letter at the bar.


« Last Edit: September 19, 2019, 03:54:08 AM by Homebrew Hokum »

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Banned!
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2019, 10:07:31 PM »
A note is placed on the local boards and the door of the establishment.

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BANNED: ALBIAH OF THE CHAPEL OF SCOOM AND ITS FIENDISH COMPANION

Albiah of the Chapel of Scoom and its horned companion who dresses as a military officer are banned from the Miner's Merriment.

These foul demons are not permitted within the establishment, no matter their business. They will be shot on sight, or the local guard fetched.

Any witch-hunters desiring information about these individuals who have the stupidity parade around with their vile visages uncovered should visit the bar.

Sincerely, Management.

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Re: Notices from The Miner's Merriment!
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2019, 09:22:31 AM »
New pamphlets circulate...

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WORK AVAILABLE FOR COURIERS

We often have notices that need to be delivered down to Vallaki and placed in prominent locations.
With a payment of two-hundred fang for your trouble, this can be a nice complement to your regular deliveries between Vallaki and Krofburg.

To collect a batch, see Ms. Hlavek at The Miner's Merriment.

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Re: Notices from The Miner's Merriment!
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2019, 11:23:00 PM »
Pamphlets continue to circulate.

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WORK AVAILABLE FOR COURIERS

We often have notices that need to be delivered down to Vallaki and placed in prominent locations.
With a payment of two-hundred fang for your trouble, this can be a nice complement to your regular deliveries between Vallaki and Krofburg.

To collect a batch, see Ms. Hlavek at The Miner's Merriment.

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House Rules
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2019, 11:49:07 PM »
Nailed to the door of the establishment.

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HOUSE RULES

No oxen inside. If you drag your beast of burden indoors repeatedly after ignoring a first warning, it will be shot.

Do not brandish your weapon indoors. Keep it fastened to your baldric or bandolier.

Close the door behind you. Yes, it does close as well as open. A marvel of architecture.

This is not an inn. You are not permitted in the upstairs without permission.
If you decide to host a clandestine meeting there, know that the walls have ears.
A transcript will be published for the amusement of patrons.

If you decide to ignore these simple rules, which are rooted in common sense, your description may find its way to the local militia.
That would be unfortunate, wouldn't it?


« Last Edit: November 11, 2019, 07:34:12 PM by Homebrew Hokum »

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For Those Seeking to Woo...
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2019, 07:48:54 AM »
Nailed to the door of the establishment.

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FOR THOSE SEEKING TO WOO

Be prepared to present a certificate of good health from a priest.
Our staff do not want to court with warts, kiss with rashes, or tenderly embrace boils.

Else-wise, our small and cosy team look forward to spending quality time with you.
Do inquire today if you would like some 'quiet time' with one of them.

Sincerely, Management.
« Last Edit: September 28, 2019, 07:50:31 AM by Homebrew Hokum »

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Re: Notices from The Miner's Merriment!
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2019, 11:14:30 PM »
Nailed to the door of the establishment.

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DISCOUNTS FOR PATRONS

Soldier's Blessing
Members of the Krofburg Militia, Vallaki Garda, and Berez Watch are entitled to half-price liquor and meals.

Treats for Tales
Bring a piece of scandalous or intriguing gossip, and receive half-price drinks.

The More the Merrier
Bring a friend with you, and receive half-price drinks.

The Ice Queen of Ghakis
Win a valuable prize if you can make Ms. Hlavek smile.

☘️         ☘️          ☘️

Ms. Hlavek, Arthur, Chadwick, Sinfai, Valenthe and Sieglinde look forward to serving you soon!


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Low-Stakes Ruletă!
« Reply #15 on: October 04, 2019, 09:51:51 AM »
Nailed to the door of the establishment.

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LOW-STAKES RULETĂ


Next Joi, we'll be hosting a low-stakes game of Ruletă.
Bring sufficient coin for linens, and, should fortune favor you, go home with enough to purchase lace.

As always, food and drink will be readily available.

☘️         ☘️          ☘️

Ms. Hlavek, Arthur, Chadwick, Sinfai, Valenthe and Sieglinde look forward to serving you soon!


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Game Night!
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2019, 12:36:27 AM »
Nailed to the door of the establishment.

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GAME NIGHT


Next Joi, we'll be hosting a night of simple bar games, as well as playing 'Heads' on the stage.
There will be a prize for the winner of the latter.

As always, food and drink will be readily available.

☘️         ☘️          ☘️

Ms. Hlavek, Arthur, Chadwick, Sinfai, Valenthe and Sieglinde look forward to serving you soon!




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Hiring Bartender & Game Night!
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2019, 09:27:51 PM »
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GAME NIGHT, TONIGHT!


Tonight, we'll be hosting a night of simple bar games, as well as playing 'Heads' on the stage.
There will be a prize for the winner of the latter.

As always, food and drink will be readily available.

☘️         ☘️          ☘️

Ms. Hlavek, Arthur, Chadwick, Sinfai, Valenthe and Sieglinde look forward to serving you soon!




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HIRING BARTENDER

Hiring one bartender.

Man or woman is fine. Must be a native of the Core; those from beyond will not be considered at this time. Absolutely no exceptions.
Must be reliable and able to work independently.
Special talents and skills will be regarded highly.
An interest in being a host is imperative. Conversational skill is essential.

Successful candidates will be paid a generous weekly stipend, and enjoy free liquor and meals. There is potential to lodge on site later.

☘️      ☘️      ☘️

Come in and see Ms. Hlavek, or leave a letter at the bar.


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Hiring Bartender!
« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2019, 07:32:23 PM »
Spread around the lowlands...

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HIRING BARTENDER

Hiring one bartender.

Man or woman is fine. Must be a native of the Core; those from beyond will not be considered at this time. Absolutely no exceptions.
Must be reliable and able to work independently.
Special talents and skills will be regarded highly.
An interest in being a host is imperative. Conversational skill is essential.

Successful candidates will be paid a generous weekly stipend, and enjoy free liquor and meals. There is potential to lodge on site later.

☘️      ☘️      ☘️

Come in and see Ms. Hlavek, or leave a letter at the bar.

...and nailed to the door of the establishment:

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HOUSE RULES

No oxen inside. If you drag your beast of burden indoors repeatedly after ignoring a first warning, it will be shot.

Do not brandish your weapon indoors. Keep it fastened to your baldric or bandolier.

Close the door behind you. Yes, it does close as well as open. A marvel of architecture.

This is not an inn. You are not permitted in the upstairs without permission.
If you decide to host a clandestine meeting there, know that the walls have ears.
A transcript will be published for the amusement of patrons.

If you decide to ignore these simple rules, which are rooted in common sense, your description may find its way to the local militia.
That would be unfortunate, wouldn't it?


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« Last Edit: November 11, 2019, 07:47:09 PM by Homebrew Hokum »