[notes are scattered about the mist camp]
For a LIMITED TIME ONLY FREE ENCHANTING SERVICES WILL BE PROVIDED. Acquisition of materials is incumbent upon the individual who seeks enchantment, no exceptions. This offer only extends to those seeking the enchantment of a helmet or boots, individuals seeking other procedures have increased risk of death or injury. I am not liable for any misfortune which befalls you throughout the process. Common side effects include but are not limited to, fatigue, frustration, disappointment, weakness of arms and legs, euphoria, involuntary shape shifting,and severe bleeding. Uncommon side effects include, death, and feelings of success or achievement. Should you encounter either of these you are a statistically small portion of customers. Should you wish to take advantage of this ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY leave word for me here with a description of your appearance, and the procedure you wish to take place.
- Perodo, Master Tinkerer and ToyMaker