Fortune's wheel once again dropped me in the slop bucket.
The professor postponed our little confab, & I was left with not much to do. I was plumb tired of the places I've already seen & studying the hauling list at the Warehouse when I spied this job for Midway Haven. The gang took me there once afore, so it wasn't entirely new, but I remembered liking it. They play the daintiest music & you can dabble in making things that help in my little...hobby.
Very smart people, I must say. Like the professor & the scholar (who I aint seen in a Drow's age). If my life had gone another way, maybe I would be working & studying in some similar place, but you have to play the hand you're dealt--provided you've not thought ahead & slipped a few extra cards betwixt your bosoms, that is.
So I set out for Midway with my good & faithful ox. Which reminds me. If I catch who keeps leaving all their crafting crap in the forge & anvil, I'm going to slit them from where their food comes in to where it goes out. Some damn fool filled it with useless tin ingots & left it for me to dump. If I wanted to waste my life cleaning up after a gormless idiot, I'd already have me a husband.
Me & the ox made it a fer piece down the road with her being a good baby. She stood still while I checked ahead for danger, just munching her cud through two different packs of wolves I dispatched right smartly.
We was almost to Midway when disaster struck like a silver-gilded werebaby pacifier. Great globs of some kind of pale yellow snot or something was filling the road in front of me. Worse it started moving closer. I'd heard of such before & knew you didn't want to try to cut into it, so I put up my trusty rapier in exchange for my forging hammer. BAM! BAM! I powed that sucker.
Before I knowed it, though, more and more of the gross jelly was all over me & even trying to eat chunks off me my leather didn't protect. The sensation was none too pleasant, sister.
I wasn't going down without a fight, let me tell you, but I think I would have been a goner except...old Babe charged over & lit into them too. Thanks to bovine intervention, I lived to relate this to you, but poor old Babe is no more. What's left of her would likely make reliable glue if I had a way of getting it to the knacker's.
As it was, I limped to Midway where I drank a toast to the finest ox this girl ever shared the road with.