Fade's Goods and Bads

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[Messy, smudged notices, in frustratingly cramped lettering, pinned to the boards at the Mist Camp and Degannwy]

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Ask for Fade: golden skin, golden locks.
Sometimes wears a bear hat.
Sometimes wears no hat.
Part of the Elven Emporium.

~ Expertly skilled in, and timely provider of: ~

CONCOCTIONRY			CARPENTRY
ALCHEMY			ARMOUR-WORKING
SEA-FARING			BOUNTY-HUNTING
PLUNDERING			PILLAGING
SHENANIGANRY			HEALING AND RESTORATION

Prices negotiable, with offer of goods or services for fair trade.

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Garb and armour:

Brawler's Belt - 2,000
~ ~ A must-have for every cheating pugilist. Bludgeon your competitors to death with punishing blows, and take only scratches in return!

Falkovnian Talon Gauntlets - 2,000
~ ~ Heavy, filthy iron, enchanted to harden your will. Not as good for punching as you would imagine.

Robe Of Harmony - Free to a good home.
~ ~ Attuned to the seasons, and the ways of the land.

Robe Of Sorcery - 5,000
~ ~ Blue, with a gold trim. Didn't seem to protect the previous owner any. Definitely cursed.

Robes of the Transcendental Thought - 5,000
~ ~ Quicken your casting with these billowy, enchanted robes. Can't remember if they're cursed.

Robe Of Wizardry - 5,000
~ ~ Really nice. From the Red Academy, so you know it's well made. Super discounted! - may be cursed.

Stylish Performance Boots - 4,000
~ ~ Boots come in a variety of styles. These boots are stylish.

Vechorite Cestus - 3,000
~ ~ Punch sharp. Punch real sharp. Confuse your enemies with your now sharp fists.

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Jewellery and trinkets:

Amulet Of Fire Resistance - 3,000
~ ~ A pretty self-explanatory name.

Amulet Of Thoth - 1,000
~ ~ Said to be made of emerald, but on closer inspection appears to be topaz. Glows a dull blue. Nobody knows what's going on with this thing.

Enduring Amulet - 5,000
~ ~ A treasure to every cartographer and explorer. Offers protection from blistering skies, and biting snow. Chipped and dulled, but still very much useful.

Eye Of Ra - 8,000
~ ~ Ancient. Blue. Offers an amount of magical protection.

Heart Of Ice - 800
~ ~ Enchanted to help steel hearts against raw emotion. Not responsible for any relationship troubles you may encounter in the future.

Keeper's Guide - 4,000
~ ~ Lost your other Keeper's Guide? Have an easier time finding it with this Keeper's Guide! Discounted - may be cursed.

Rabbit's Foot - Free to a good home.
~ ~ Seeking information on serial rabbit mutilator and jeweler; will trade for this lucky amulet.

Ring Of Animal Friendship - Free to a good home.
~ ~ Found a spare, helps animal disposition. Feel free to inquire.

Ring Of Negative Protection - Free to a good home.
~ ~ White gold, with a jet inset. Shields those of weak constitution against unnatural magics.

Ring Of Resistance - 500
~ ~ Glows a little bit, otherwise completely useless.

Ring Of Silence - 1,000
~ ~ Though famous for its use in shutting up loudmouths at parties, it has little practical use. Discounted.

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Arms and legs:

Angel Arm - 3,000
~ ~ Greatsword. Glows a little bit. Great at hitting evil things. Really good at getting in at those vital points. Left-handed.

Bar-ethel - 8,000
~ ~ Longsword. Enchanted. Makes cutting down undead as easy as it is to cut down children.

Claíomh Solais - 3,000
~ ~ A good greatsword. Glows a little bit. Priestly aesthetic. Couldn't figure out how to hold it- may be broken.

Dagger Of Inza - 8,000
~ ~ An awful weapon, really. Just plain awful. Blunt, soft metal.

Dagger Of Venom - 2,000
~ ~ A good dagger. Contains an apparently limitless reservoir of venom.

Dalfoodle's Crossbow - 1,000
~ ~ An overall fairly decent crossbow. Contains small, moving parts, keep away from children.

Enchanted Gastraphetes - 3,500
~ ~ The greatest of crossbows! Mighty beyond compare! Anyone who doesn't buy this is a complete mook!

Herbert's Bronze Handaxe - 5,000
~ ~ A good axe. The head of the axe bears a particularly cruel acid that seems to never wash away. Not for use on trees.

Mordenheim's Chained Electrodes - 2,000
~ ~ Was described by one wizard acquaintance as "conductive," whatever that might mean. Zappy.

Pacifist's Hand-Wraps - 2,000
~ ~ A cloth sling. Perfect for physicians and practitioners of medicine. Useless in combat.

Staff Of Imhotep - 2,000
~ ~ This staff has a certain amount of latent healing magic. It is otherwise quite good for beating things.

Trident Of The Deep - 3,000
~ ~ A fine trident, imbued with the ice chill of the ocean's depths.

Wailing Blade - 4,000
~ ~ A lamenting, keening kukri. May require training to use.

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Shields and bucklers:

Luck - 3,000
~ ~ Proof that size is not an indication of strength. A very stout, very small buckler.

Shield Of The Sun - 6,000
~ ~ Stronger than any masterwork shield. May occasionally shoot beams of light - not for indoor use.

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Miscellanea:

Black Tamburello - 3,000
~ ~ A simple tambourine. Not responsible for any suicidal thoughts that may arise after purchase.

Servant Candle - 1,300
~ ~ Very hot. No longer suspected as evidence in an arson investigation by the Gendarmerie! Free of fingerprints.

Travelling Spellbook - 1,000
~ ~ Prepare more spells with this weightless addition to your travel gear! Several pages may contain obscene drawings. Discounted - may be cursed.

Umbrella Of Resistance - 3,000
~ ~ Fashionable, functional, affordable. Never find yourself needing to seek shelter from the elements again.

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Hand-wrought goods:

Boots, plated hide from any creature in the realms. Made one size too big, so you have room to grow into them.

Chitin armour, lined with the toughest leather, just as stout, and lighter than any steel plate.

Leather armour, sword-proof, pike-proof, devil-proof, water-proof.

Shields, of thick chitin and steel.

Bows, made of ash and planar bone.

And potions, varnishes, drinkables, throwables, eatables, suppositories, and ammunition of varying qualities, depending on supply.
All prices subject to split second change.

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[noah25]

[A bloody wolf paw print is left with a note written below in blood]
Fade, it is a pleasure doing business with you for I am one of the last of our kind. Janie requires a poppa bear shield, please find me in the mist camp upon its completion.

- The a high druidess of Arawn

[Miuo]

I have interest in purchasing the dagger known as "Ice Shard" from you're wares. As well as if you might be able to help me tend another item i am seeking.

[Attached to the bottom of the flyer would be a small envelope containing one of her own flyers: http://www.nwnravenloft.com/forum/index.php?topic=40161.msg506726#msg506726]

Sister Petal

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[The old notices are flipped over, and a similar wares list is written on the back, with several additions.]

[HopeIsTheCarrot]

[scribbled in poor, yet legible, handwriting]
I be needin' eh suit of the Thick Chitin Full Plate lass. I got plenty eh fangs. Ye can find me in the Camp o' Vistani's o' somewhere 'round Barovia.
Thank ye lass,
Fifur Rheln
Battlepriest o' Father Moradin

[Silent2001]

Paszkal would attach a note below, in poor handwriting.

"i bi dagger"

A few moments later Paszkal would return and add his name.

"Paszkal"

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[The old notices are stapled over, with equally messy, frustratingly tiny-lettered listings.]

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[Any notices not lost to the wind and rain are stapled over with equally messy, frustratingly tiny-lettered listings, titled with a huge, spectacular: "RESERVED FOR THE MARKET. FRIDAY."]

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[Heavily truncated listings are stapled over the old ones.]

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[New listings are stapled over the old, and at the bottom, scratched in the shiny black of charcoal:...]

I offer a combined bounty of fifty thousand wolf fangs, and fifty thousand solars, totalling:
ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND STUPID GOLD PIECES

For a trinket known as the "Ring Of The Heirophant."

[Grimark]

[A Little note is left one of the Flyers on the Degannwy Board]


I would like to arrange a meeting is possible to discuss the cost and purchase of a set of Chitin Armor. You may find me in the region of Barovia most often in the outskirts of Vallaki. Welcome to alternate meeting places.

Signed
Gideon Grey Priest of Tempus.