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[Leaflets Posted in the Western Outskirts]
« on: June 18, 2014, 09:22:09 AM »
[A collection of leaflets all bearing the same message are found posted outside the Lady's Resting Place, the Morninglord Church, and the Vallaki City Gates.]

KILL WOLVES

Those of you have no idea how to help with this famine, and even to those that do, I offer a word of advice:

Wolves are the natural predators of the more palatable deer and boar; fewer wolves means more game.

Wolves are edible meat, and their furs make warm clothing.

Fewer wolves means safer forests for other hungry hunters.

KILL WOLVES, AND HELP FEED THE PEOPLE
Humanity is immortal for as long as it can successfully reproduce.

I will have already won.

Luck is superstition, chance is math.