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Geiger

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Bananas
« on: April 19, 2014, 06:19:34 PM »
This isn't exactly a bug, but, a little odd considering Barovia's clime. This fellow claims that these are all Barovian grown fruits and veggies...

Something tells me this guy is taking advantage of his ignorant client base. lol.

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Re: Bananas
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2014, 07:21:03 PM »
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That's a little odd isn't it?
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Re: Bananas
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2014, 08:17:42 PM »
I think bananas looking like bananas is a valid aesthetic choice.  :P
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Re: Bananas
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2014, 08:23:14 PM »
We make our own canon, domn.
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Re: Bananas
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2014, 11:33:06 PM »
I smell a plot afoot... Where we find out they aren't actually bananas, but something more... Sinister.
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Re: Bananas
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2014, 02:04:09 AM »
Quote from: Dumas on April 19, 2014, 11:33:06 PM
I smell a plot afoot... Where we find out they aren't actually bananas, but something more... Sinister.

Kumquats? !
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Re: Bananas
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2014, 05:11:08 AM »
The illithids of Bluetspur created these "bananas" in order to enthrall lesser races all over the Core...
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Re: Bananas
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2014, 10:56:28 AM »
There is only one explanation to this. Ciubar Minhea must be a witch. Vraja.
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Re: Bananas
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2014, 02:17:41 PM »
Quote from: Feronius on April 20, 2014, 10:56:28 AM
There is only one explanation to this. Ciubar Minhea must be a witch. Vraja.

Cue lynch mob!
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Geiger

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Re: Bananas
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2014, 08:34:47 AM »
i'm so sorry corneliu

so sorry
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Geiger

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Re: Bananas
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2014, 02:29:28 AM »
He actually still sells these, haha.
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Re: Bananas
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2014, 02:53:30 AM »
He will not stop.

Never stop until Barovians get their potassium!
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Re: Bananas
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2014, 03:06:05 AM »
Quote from: Paragonville on May 09, 2014, 02:53:30 AM
He will not stop.

Never stop until Barovians get their potassium!

He is.... BANANA-MANA!
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Re: Bananas
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2014, 01:22:14 PM »
they use it for scale
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Re: Bananas
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2014, 05:04:50 PM »
As much as it rains in the spring and summer in game we should be tropical anyways. Its also possible they are growing the nannas in their basements secretly.
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Re: Bananas
« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2014, 07:05:46 AM »
Quote from: Kendric98 on May 09, 2014, 05:04:50 PM
As much as it rains in the spring and summer in game we should be tropical anyways. Its also possible they are growing the nannas in their basements secretly.

Heh! You clearly haven't seen Ireland, Britain or Scandinavia/Nordic region! ;)
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Re: Bananas
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2014, 10:22:48 PM »
Quote from: Budly on May 11, 2014, 07:05:46 AM
Quote from: Kendric98 on May 09, 2014, 05:04:50 PM
As much as it rains in the spring and summer in game we should be tropical anyways. Its also possible they are growing the nannas in their basements secretly.

Heh! You clearly haven't seen Ireland, Britain or Scandinavia/Nordic region! ;)
Or the rainforest west coast of North America. Lots of rain and whatnot, we can even get banana trees to grow, however the climate is too cold for fruit production.
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Re: Bananas
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2014, 11:39:02 PM »
They sell bananas in the Blood of the Vine. Amon's wereraven used to make a hangover cure for Tredow using them. How they were used I will not tell. Hue hue hue.
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Re: Bananas
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2014, 11:42:51 PM »
Quote from: Badelaire on May 17, 2014, 11:39:02 PM
They sell bananas in the Blood of the Vine. Amon's wereraven used to make a hangover cure for Tredow using them. How they were used I will not tell. Hue hue hue.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh so that was the coughing sound mihas Always heard in the next room.

explains enough and here it was me thinking those where the ciggs.
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Re: Bananas
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2014, 11:46:21 PM »
[Tredow adds Mihas to the list of people to kill off to leave no trace or trail.]
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Re: Bananas
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2014, 11:08:25 AM »
Quote from: dutchy on May 17, 2014, 11:42:51 PM
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh so that was the coughing sound mihas Always heard in the next room.

explains enough and here it was me thinking those where the ciggs.

That was actually quite witty.

Who are you and what have you done with dutchy?!
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Re: Bananas
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2014, 11:13:10 AM »
Quote from: aprogressivist on May 18, 2014, 11:08:25 AM
Quote from: dutchy on May 17, 2014, 11:42:51 PM
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh so that was the coughing sound mihas Always heard in the next room.

explains enough and here it was me thinking those where the ciggs.

That was actually quite witty.

Who are you and what have you done with dutchy?!
Whatever he did with Dutchy, he can keep him.
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Re: Bananas
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2014, 11:23:35 AM »
Har Har 
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Re: Bananas
« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2014, 04:03:20 PM »
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