~ Entry III ~
"ooooooh! look at me! i'm Dumas!" [The witch doctor is prancing and dancing wearing Dumas's Mustache, it's amazing how the doctor kept it one piece]
"Bloody hell!, BOLLOCKS! GUNPOWDA!, I GOT GUNPOWDA! BWAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA..."
This will be a smash hit at parties... I love it! I can be black Dumas!
[Suddenly there is a long line of drawings of warji with a Dumas' mustache running around in town past garda and everything. The people and garda are completely fooled by his "clever" disguise]
Oh Loa... if only that would actually work.
I am over Cozette... I need to move on, that Anje woman however... she won't do. She probably couldn't deliver in bed anyway! I need a REAL woman, with REAL coitus, and a REAL heir... My family of blood has had children for generations... I mean after all i'm here right? I miss Kaytee! I took her on one date... ONE. Wasn't bad date... Wax house in Dementlieu, I don't really like black girls much but I could enjoy her. We also had quite a bit in common, I wonder if she kept the shrunken heads of her family on her as well? I GOT MINE!!! [Smiley face is drawn here]
[The doctor starts laughing yet again and begins running around wearing dumas' moustache] "CRIKEY! DAT WARJI FREAK IS ALL SIXES AND SEVENS! CHEERS BIG EARS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" [Those in the "Church" might hear him from time to time trying Dumas' English accent while wearing the mustache]
I should name this little ball of hair... what shall I call my mustache? ... Terrance? Phillip? ... Terrance AND Phillip!? no... I shall call it... Dum-Ass. YES!. I got the DUM-ASS right here, man!
[and again...] "TIME FOR TEA AND CRUMPETS! TIME FOR TEA AND CRUMPETS!"
I must not forget to record this torture so that I may look back and laugh...
It began rather simply, Sava left his armor on... he did this LAST TIME. I love our father and the family but... CAN WE NOT LEARN FROM PAST MISTAKES!? It was no matter... I began by destroying his will with a spell... the world become a realm of nightmares in his eyes only, the wickedness of my bad juju and tattoos came alive before him all growling and sneaking with sheer evil malice... I became a true monster in his eyes only, every action done become more nightmarish than it may actually be, Sava asked to keep him alive... which I SORTA did... but gaaah... headache, I hate that Anje woman. She just doesn't get it. When he is released this will probably scar his mind for a very, very, long time. I doubt he will forget the things he saw... I could only imagine what he saw in that nightmare world...
Me and this wonderful Dorf I think was named Legnar... oh!
NOTE TO SELF: Buy that dwarf a gift!, also remember to go out later and bring the blind man some herbs... poor bastard doesn't even know it's winter [frowning face drawn here]. Very kind and helpful carrying him and doing the more dirty physical work I needed done without question! If only Scox were here... I miss that little bastard! After scaring the ever living nightsoil out of that mans mind, I simply defiled his flesh weakening and exhausting it in everyway I could image... loss of strength, loss of skill, a deadly curse, and then we finally brought him to the chamber.... [the hand writing changes vastly here]
I DID WHAT I DID BEFORE. I NEEDED THAT FEEL OF DARK EUPHORIA IN MY MIND.... THAT TORTURE THAT FEELING OF PURE DARK FORCE LIKE WHAT HAPPENED WITH OGHAM I TURNED INTO A LOADAMNED FAIRY WITH TWO KNIVES FLEW INTO HIS EARS
I CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT YELLED AND SCREAMED INTO HIS EARDRUMS I LEFT BUT NOTHING!!!! NOTHING AT ALL!!!! NOT EVEN A HINT OF THAT DARK POWER!!!
[The hand writing goes back to normal now]
Oh and I cut his mustache off before that happened too...
then I went inside him further, cutting up his uvula and chipping his already disgusting teeth.... haha I wrote my name on one of his teeth! The dwarf did some work on the outside all while I was inside his body... I don't quite remember what he did exactly something with a vial... I don't know...after that I gave him a truly terrible disease vommitting and throwing up... but I also weakened his entire body strength so that he would have to hurt himself to force it out. finally, I stabbed him repeatedly and reminded him that he would never bone Cozette. Ever. The dwarf healed him and we brought him back to the cage, he was living by then but the dwarf left unfortunately... I was speaking to my Ex-Lover one last time, and then Anje came in eaves dropping, butted into a conversation she knows was important to me but I doubt she cares.
Going to take moment to express my strong dislike for her, I respect her as sister but... damn. She's less so much devoted to the cult and the family as much as she is devoted to the old man. I can understand devotion to the old man, but we are united by the force of Nerull, not necessarily the old man. The old man plays a vital role, in keeping us together he is the father of this FAMILY, not HER father... well sort of but she does not treat her brothers and sisters at all. Instead she showed sympathy for Cozette, and Dumas. I can understand her wanting to keep the ugly rogue alive, I told her just five more minutes of his suffering. She spent an hour arguing with me instead, she was fully capable of helping me but chose not to because she wanted to see me in trouble. Final Verdict?
Useless. with a capital U.
Everyone has a place in the family unit, I am the only active arcanist at the moment, and a very loyal follower... I mean my tongue speaks for itself. I'm sorry your not going to argue with the man who bit his own tongue off for the cult. It's just not happening, the devotion is too strong. My job is to help new recruits, do the cult and Sava's bidding to the very best of my abilities, bring in money when I can, and help train and test new recruits.
Whats her job? Healing and writing stuff down that's general cult knowledge. The old man says he trusts her judgement, therefore she thinks she's above us all... if anything i'm above her. Even so though she is my sister and I will respect her as such, i'd rather her not get in trouble with Sava as much as I dislike her. Trying to get me in trouble with the old man... for Cozettes sake? is she stupid? Oh wait I don't need to answer that... she is.
I sent the old man a letter detailing that I want her to stay away from me. Me and her don't get along and I have a feeling in the case of an emergency she would leave the lot of us hanging to save her own life or just the old mans life. I am a doctor... everyone who is important needs to be treated... she is a simple thrall of the old man and doesn't realize it. I'll probably just treat her stupid, to get her to shut up. She reminds me of my sister... only Anje is not so much a whore.
I'm going to close this entry now... doctor needs sleep, and head ache herbs.