[The flier is written with serpentine glyphs & sigils! It seemingly radiates heat.]
i̸̤̜͓̭̘ ̼͙̞̠͢ͅS̼̰̩̝̦E͎̼̫E͞ ̝̘͎͉̱̠N̵̝̭̦̤̻̭͎Ơ̺͎̼̝ ̡̰̲̝̪̯̲S͉͍̲̼̗͎͢T̮̝̖̩̘̭͡ͅA̘͙͖̳̘͜R͔̖̜̹̞S̸͙̱͈̞
G̝̞̘A̘̠̬̙̱̩T̳̲̭̺̗̗͟H̝̱̼̺͚̠E̵͓̳͓̣R̻̙͈͔̝̞͈ ͎̫̳̪̺̭̯͡R̳̗͙̳̼̫͉O̲͝U̹͜N̷͈̪̗ͅD͈̭ T̸H̠̪͎͙̼͉̦A̬̜T̲̦̦̭̜͔̹ ̴̖̠̼̗Y̛̼E̬̠̟͖͠ ̨̜̘̣̜̰̣M͇̹̹I̟̲̰̤̮̗̗G̼̭̻̤H̻̪T͍̟ ̼̣͎͇̘͇̀H̴̘͇̺̖A̙R͔̲̜̜K̶͉̝̺͙̪͇
͎̗̹̭
̖̼̖O̟͈̗͚̮͈͙͝ R҉O̭͔̦͚̙̣͢U͡N̡̙͖̰̥̭D̨̦̣ ̴̦̞̖̻͔̮A͎̪B̳̜ͅO̗͍̣̦̰̠͘U̠̤͚̖T͔̙̯̼͡,̸̝̟͍͎̗ ̹̠̙̬̰SO̵͓O̶̩̫̙̠̗̘̼N̻̫̭ͅ ̨͈͉ͅA̷͔̠̹̥̝͔F̫̖̻͚T̢͕̲̼͖E͢R̨ ͕̥̻̹͚̠D҉͈̜̺̣̠͍A̢͖̥̥̱RK̴
҉͇
̜̭̜A͍͇̟̥̫̳̰ ͏T̜̟͇͕͎O̥̪̮̙͕͜Ư̟R̺̼͔N͡E͎̹͢Ý̼͎̖̘̜ͅ ̛F̛̖̻ͅO̯̪͟R̬̺͓̱͉̟ ̺A̞͇̬̘͘L͙̖̻̩̀L̘̬̩͚̫̦ ̟̥̰̮͖ͅS̛̜̦̠̹̯̻T̖̖̻O͓͓̜̱̥̥U̧͙̦͙̖͈ͅT ̥̬͞ͅO̧̲͙̯F̝̮̟̠͓̤ ͘H̨̰̜E̡̟̘͚̪̹A̜̖̗̱͟R̫ͅṬ͈̯̙̻
̰
̯͈͕̻̪̱ͅFO̹̗͕͖͡R͎̤̫͕͇ ̛̼͕̭͎͕̬̙R̻̗̝̠͇̘I͇̩̼̦͠C̖̮͙̖̝̲͝Ḥ̙͢ ̯̖͍̮ͅR̰͖̜͈͙̼̕EͅW͈̙͜A͚̺̦R̪̙̭̝͖D̹͚͇̜̤͞! ̖̼̗̰̗̯̤̕A̸͍̱̻̫̯ ̶̥̮̫D̹͉͍R̳̤̱͚A͔͚̲̠͢G̴̠̤͓O̵̙͓̤̬͚̲N̵̥ ͇͍S̲P̥̘̗̟̭̼̖A͙̱̖̳̩̹R̮̤K̶͖̫͉̳!̖̫ͅ!
P̱̭̠̱̫A͓̠̗͙̺̪ͅY̭̠̱͈̙̰̰ ͙͈Y̰̮E͎̤ ̠̮M̳̖̻͓̙̪I͍͕N̯E̠̖̹ͅ,̺̟͕̩ Ṯ̩̦̖͖H̞̮͓E͍̺͙N̳͉͕ͅ, ̹͇̦̣̤Ṭ̱̮O̰̯̜͖̪ͅ ͈̳̲̯͇̹̬T̹̪HͅE͍̮̱̱ ̣̭̯SI̺͙̩G̱͚̱̬̦̮N̜̪̫̲͉͈S̼̜͍̱̣͚̰
͔TO ̰K͖Ṉ͍̫̪̘̯O͎͔̯͔̹̱Ẉ̠̪͉ ̦̣͎̻̟T͉̪̳̳̱͍͉H͍̹̫̥͔̤̖E̺̞ ͙̘̣T̠͈̳̗̠̟̰I͉͎͕̫̝̳M̻̭͔̙E̺̥͍̜̫͎̟ ͚̼̹̹D͓̞͕̟R͓̦̼̟̯A͎̦̦W͇̩̤̣͙̠S̞͓͖͈̦̠̜ ͓̩̲͖ͅNỊ̳͎͙̗G͎̮H̰̤
[This is notice for an upcoming underground tournament to be hosted in the near future. The prizes will be DRACONIC! Huzzah! Stay tuned.]
-CONNER