LamordianLamordian is a flat and guttural language which superficially resembles a mixture of Darkonese, Falkovnian, and Mordentish. The Lamordian alphabet has hundreds of sounds such as dipthongs and slurs that would be considered entirely new letters in other languages. Lamordian has euphemistic compound words, odd idiomatic expressions, and a needlessly complex system of tenses and genders. Lamordians are very proud of their language and make it a point to correct foreigners who mispronounce a word or make a grammatical error.
Lamordian is analogous with the Plautdietsch (low german) language of the real world.
Primary Language In: Lamordia
Secondary Language In: Darkon, Falkovnia, Dementlieu, Dominia
Common Sayings, Adages, and Proverbs of Lamordia“Deaf as a braceman” - referring to the hearing loss common to the second man helping to operate a two-man teamed blunderbuss or artillery installation
“Peasant-sense” - referring to a belief in simple, pragmatic, rational, practicality. often used as witty repartee to counter or trump an over-analyzation or tyrade of muddled academic jargon
Lamordian Primergoodendach - greetings; good day
aufscheet - goodbye
jo - yes
na - no
halpe! - help!
aufriese! - go away
oatst - physician
fe’nunft - rationality; reason
stiem - blizzard
je’spanst - phantom; bogeyman
schloss - castle
stautshuss - town hall
kjleen flocke - children; little snowflakes; little sister
schlade - wooden sleigh
autknosse - skis
schneeschoo - snowshoes
je’stuckt - culinary tradition of bland meat, heavy and tasteless potatoes, and hearty vegetables
worscht - sausage with dumplings
suarefleesch - pot roast marinated in vinegar
schnad - fried veal cutlet
kommkje - finely chopped trout, perch, or sole, with red cabbage
suarekomst - salted and fermented cabbage
kjnipse - a strong, dry liquor
dakj fe’nunft - the smothering of reason
Groot Tankjet Raut - The Great Clockwork; “time” in a philosophical sense
feftelstoff - The Mists; viewed as an enigmatic substance binding the cosmos together
easchtwolk - mercurial but everlasting pool of creation
weltaulkugel - the cosmic orb
schult - mayor
schultebott - a town council
stautsrote - member of the schultebott
putsendoona - troublemaker; one who has no pride
schepvangek - a captain of a unit of a Lamordian militaman ski patrol
Riefa Spandwaw - The Cobweb River
Riefa Schwoat - The Black River
Riefa Riepje’buare - The Rimeborn River
Maa Trua - The Sea of Sorrows
Essenboch Somp - Heath of Fevered Tears
Finja - The Finger, a collective term for string of islands off the coast of Lamordia in The Sea of Sorrows, including The Isle of Agony
Schlaptia - The Sleeping Beast Mountains
"Oatst Wonsennijch" - “The Mad Doctor” (Victor Mordenheim)
"Insel Weedoag", or, "Wonhuss Deiwel" - "The Isle of Agony", or, the “Devil’s Domicile”
A Plautdietsch Lexicon (Low German Dictionary) is available at
http://plautdietsch.22web.org/index-english/index.htm