[Those who were in Le Grand Bazaar yesterday were treated to a horrifying and yet mesmerizing spectacle -- a man sprinted past those shopping and browsing, naked as the day he was born, shocking many. He shouted about how hot he was -- he seemed merely delirious, at first... but then, suddenly, the man began to spontaneously combust, becoming wholly immolated by flames. In a matter of minutes, he was nothing more than a charred, smoldering husk.
A member of the Gendarmerie arrived quickly, as a bystander rushed to grab their attention -- Le Grand Bazaar was closed down for the day, but thankfully, with dusk swiftly approaching, businesses did not suffer overmuch. The bazaar re-opened the following day, but many common folk cannot help but talk about what transpired.]