But who notices these things? Good grief.
Apparently not you. Open your eyes, woman! They're poking out far enough to crack you in the kneecaps.
The half-naked caliban, naturally. Try not to overanalyze it...
Hey, now, she
is wearing pants (unlike
some grunting, longhaired barbarian dudes we know...).
(I'd just assume they're all adult halflings in disguise for some doubtlessly creepy reason.)
You know those old legends about faeries kidnapping children and replacing them with fae look-alikes?
The halflings started it.
It seems that the common Barovian distrust of halflings is not misplaced after all.