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The things they're feeding kids these days....
« on: May 16, 2009, 02:27:07 PM »


Graphics updates and whatnot are cool.  Unfortunately, as a result of recent changes, some of the little girls have boobs now.

Little girls.  As in female children.   :shock:

Ew.  Ew ew ew ew ewwwwwww....   :Seriously__We_Need_One__by_Ca

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Re: The things they're feeding kids these days....
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2009, 02:56:04 PM »
fakes... as in chest stuffed full of paper or cloths *nods*
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Re: The things they're feeding kids these days....
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2009, 02:59:45 PM »
fakes... as in chest stuffed full of paper or cloths *nods*

Yeah, these pre-adolescent Barovians all want to look much older.

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Re: The things they're feeding kids these days....
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2009, 03:01:56 PM »
i blame busty halfnaked outlander women *nods* gives bad influence to sweet innocent Barovian kids
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Re: The things they're feeding kids these days....
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2009, 03:07:16 PM »
Wow... Saw the thread name, thinking one of the kids said something weird... Well... I was wrong. :lol:

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Re: The things they're feeding kids these days....
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2009, 03:26:24 PM »
But who notices these things?  Good grief.      :|
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Re: The things they're feeding kids these days....
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2009, 08:53:27 PM »
But who notices these things?  Good grief.      :|

The half-naked caliban, naturally.  Try not to overanalyze it...  ;)

(I'd just assume they're all adult halflings in disguise for some doubtlessly creepy reason.)

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Re: The things they're feeding kids these days....
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2009, 09:07:04 PM »
But who notices these things?  Good grief.      :|
Apparently not you.  Open your eyes, woman!  They're poking out far enough to crack you in the kneecaps.  :P

The half-naked caliban, naturally.  Try not to overanalyze it...  ;)
Hey, now, she is wearing pants (unlike some grunting, longhaired barbarian dudes we know...).  :P

(I'd just assume they're all adult halflings in disguise for some doubtlessly creepy reason.)
You know those old legends about faeries kidnapping children and replacing them with fae look-alikes?

The halflings started it.

It seems that the common Barovian distrust of halflings is not misplaced after all.   :shock:

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Re: The things they're feeding kids these days....
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2009, 05:21:20 AM »
I'm pretty sure the Barovian woman here should start worrying- bigger boobs are in town...  :shock:

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Re: The things they're feeding kids these days....
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2009, 12:07:32 AM »
*Brusts out laughing*

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Re: The things they're feeding kids these days....
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2009, 02:51:24 AM »
Maybe she's 13/14, you don't know.

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Re: The things they're feeding kids these days....
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2009, 03:04:38 AM »
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Re: The things they're feeding kids these days....
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2009, 07:33:26 AM »
I'm pretty sure the Barovian woman here should start worrying- bigger boobs are in town...  :shock:
As if all the vampires and werewolves weren't enough cause for worry....  :P

*Brusts out laughing*
So how exactly does one "brust," anyway?  :P

Maybe she's 13/14, you don't know.
Sure...a 13- or 14-year-old halfling, maybe.  :P

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Re: The things they're feeding kids these days....
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2009, 07:42:45 AM »
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