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LoLJohnFerro

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Guard for hire.
« on: April 29, 2009, 04:45:22 PM »
*Posted on walls everywhere*

Guard for hire.

John Ferro

Excels in any postion you put him in. Any work hours acceptable will also work at night if time permits.

Will also sponsor any other person wishing to become a guard for hire.
*A large area on the bottom of the flier for people wishing to join*
*Signed on the bottom*

John Ferro

Guardians Incorporated.


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Re: Guard for hire.
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2009, 04:49:26 PM »
Devon Maze saunters by the add.

 He is getting smarter. A smile appears oh Devons face.

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Re: Guard for hire.
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2009, 06:00:20 PM »
One person walking by mutters something under his breath then continues on his way.

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Re: Guard for hire.
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2009, 07:50:36 PM »
A large figure ponders over one of the papers.

"Bloody hell, looks like smeltin' fumes got me seein' stuff. Guy's insane one day an' a guard th'next."

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Re: Guard for hire.
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2009, 10:56:32 PM »
Wirth wanders past the advertisement, more than a bit intoxicated on some Mordentish wine. He squints at the writing for a second before recognizing the name and laughs. "Oh, who would want to hire him? He's doomed! That fiendish demon is going to come back and add him to his harem." He stumbles off in search of a pretty woman to distract him for a bit.
Torgan Ironshield: Battlerager and smith
Wirth Darmington II: Roguish noble
Kurgh: A simple herdsman

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Re: Guard for hire.
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2009, 10:59:53 PM »
Overhears the Harem comment and laughs.
 [mumbles] now that would be funny.

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Re: Guard for hire.
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2009, 11:33:23 AM »
Mark wanders past one of these posters and does a double take at it.

". . . . Oh for hell's sakes.."
With nothing more to say, he wanders off with a faint groan of frustration.
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LoLJohnFerro

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Re: Guard for hire.
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2009, 10:53:47 PM »
*Puts up new fliers they now say at the bottom*

All new guardians will be trained and equipped with gear and weapons.

(Recruit) short sword and chainmail will be provided
(Veteran) Long sword and tower shield along with half plate will be provided.
(Partner) Any thing requested

*Small writing at bottom*
If you quit the gear will be returned if you don't return it fines will be posted then bounties.
You are warned.

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Re: Guard for hire.
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2009, 11:15:30 PM »
[Tarth can be heard grumbling in his usual tonmes as he checks over the posts then seeing John's Poster he scribbles over]

 If you need a gaurd that can actually, defend you, speak with myself Tarth De'Mealthra.

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Re: Guard for hire.
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2009, 07:43:50 AM »
*Puts up new posters*
*Under guardian names of possible contacts*
Also you may contact Tarth De'Mealthra. Willing guardian. Hours unknown speak to him about any details.

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Re: Guard for hire.
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2009, 11:45:14 AM »
* a dark, cowled figure eyes the notices for some time before vanishing into the night*
[Drow] Males... they can never do anything right...
*new posters are Nailed up over the old ones before dawn*

Guardians Incorporated!

Need that extra bit of manpower for your establishment, caravan or dungeon adventure?

Then look no further than Guardians Incorporated!

We train the finest staff to suit your personal needs, be it escort work, giant vermin extermination or bodyguarding!

Contact John Ferro for details, Quality guaranteed!

Guardians Incorporated is currently hiring able bodied young men and women for all sorts of lucrative positions, join the professionals, Join Guardians Incorporated and start earning real fang, today!

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Re: Guard for hire.
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2009, 02:30:10 PM »
Hally walks by, her eyes glancing at the posters a moment, her face totally blank. Before walking away she bursts into a fit of hysterical giggles.

WildPirate13

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Re: Guard for hire.
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2009, 03:53:05 PM »
Wow they can write! Hrmmm good idea. Bad management. *smirks*

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Re: Guard for hire.
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2009, 04:04:34 PM »
*Walks up to put up new posters and notices the new ones up* *Chuckles softly*

Hmmm I owe a certain someone some one fang these dont come cheap.

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Re: Guard for hire.
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2009, 11:51:38 AM »
*With copys of the new flyer he goes and puts up new ones*