Author Topic: YOU SMELL BETTER THAN ME - Life by Lui'Freitolas  (Read 739 times)

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YOU SMELL BETTER THAN ME - Life by Lui'Freitolas
« on: March 29, 2009, 04:00:33 PM »
Lui'Freitolas had an existential question that still remains in the darker corner of his brain... to find someone that smells better then he...

He bought a pixie and every day in the morning he would ask, friendly of course....

"Dear pixie, Dear pixie. Who in this world smells better than me?!!"

And the pixie would answer:

"BIGADO MIGOTA! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Well actually no one at the moment... but in a land far far away from here, there is a human by the name Marrek that his burps smell like roses in the near spring season...!"

To what our beloved Lui'Freitolas, Tolas for friends ... would answer in his biggest moment of anger...

"OH MY GOD! Show me dear Pixie!? Show me this human IMAGE!!"

The pixie did what his master request ... With her illusionist spells ... 

Tolas couldn't believe the image he had in front of him... A neat man, but to what he would consider even prettier than him.

" OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! Why would he, why would he smell better than me?! "

Tolas departed to his quest life search Marrek find him, and elucidate him of the obvious ... that he would smell and be prettier than him.
« Last Edit: March 29, 2009, 04:05:19 PM by Maa Durgha »
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