A note, left on the board, in nondescript handwriting:
FOR SALE OR TRADE
Superior Plate Mail (//OOC: Full Plate +2)
Superior Splint Mail (//OOC: Splint mail +2)
Belt of Archery
Belt of Brawling
Exceptional Warhammer (//OOC: +1 Warhammer)
Special Halberd for Special People (//OOC: Lava Halberd, +1, 1d4 fire)
Greater Forest Mantle Cloak
Protective Arm Bracers (//OOC: Bracers of Armor +2)
Shiny Chain Boots
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