Tasting Notes

[DM Erebus]

The Gundarakite
Stringy, dirty, no flavour. Bad. Not much better than ratmeat. 

[DM Erebus]

The Mute
Better than the Gundarakite. Rats softened her up for me. I liked the way her toes popped in my mouth as I crunched down on them.

[DM Erebus]

The Handsome Man
Delicious! Soft, moist, sweet like honey. His face, so delicate and tender. Like cream. I lapped it up.

[DM Erebus]

The Dementlieuese
Lacks flavour, plain, but not bad. Not much meat there. I sucked the meat from his fingers.

[DM Erebus]

The Sunkisser
Plenty to feast on, juicy muscle. Rich, robust. A hearty meal.

[DM Erebus]

The Fey
Scrawny. Delicate taste. Floral notes. Soft. The meat of his fingers melted in my mouth. His bones snapped like dry twigs.

[DM Erebus]

The Barovian
Not much fight in this one. I ate his eye, popped it right between my teeth and licked the tasty jelly from my chin. He looked hungry, so I gave him a taste too.

[DM Erebus]

The Half-Breed
Mild, watery, slightly sweet. Not nasty, but not good either. Not enough to satisfy.

[DM Erebus]

The Holy Warrior
Too tough, not like the other elf. Still sweet and mild, but not enjoyable.

[DM Erebus]

Bear
Prickly, greasy. Like I remember it. I did not eat the man, he smelled dirty.