(I did a quick search to see if this was done before and to my surprise, it didn't look like it was! So I'm making this thread as a compilation of all the POTM-centric bard songs that your character may of heard at some point and you can certainly can contribute, even if it'll probably just be me throwing up little diddys all my lonesome.
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CALLIBAN ON A RAFTAuthor: Unknown
Instruments used: Drums, drunk people at a tavern.
OOC song inspired: Chicken on a raft
Lyrics:
Garda's in the wardroom drinking gin, (Hey -oh, calliban on a raft)
I don't mind knocking but I ain't going in, (Hey -oh, calliban on a raft)
Hins are' laughing like a drain, (Hey -oh, calliban on a raft)
Been looking at m' wages again. (Hey -oh, calliban on a raft)
Chorus:
Caliban on a raft on a Monday morning, oh what a terrible sight to see,
The Garda frown and the Hins gasp, as the others sit there throwing rocks at a calliban on a raft.
Hey -oh, calliban on a raft, Oy -oh, calliban on a raft.
Hey -oh, calliban on a raft, Oy -oh, calliban on a raft.
They gave me the Werewolf and the Vampire duty too, (Hey -oh, calliban on a raft)
And now I'm pulling in the Vardo crew, (Hey -oh, calliban on a raft)
Jackdraws wheeling overhead, (Hey -oh, calliban on a raft)
I ought to be selling in this misty land. (Hey -oh, calliban on a raft)
I had a little girl in lands unseen, (Hey -oh, calliban on a raft)
And oh, she made a fool of me, (Hey -oh, calliban on a raft)
Her heart was like a vampire's ire, (Hey -oh, calliban on a raft)
I was nearly cold to dead in a quarter of an hour. (Hey -oh, calliban on a raft)
An Elven girl lives in a lot of trees, (Hey -oh, calliban on a raft)
She only has kids in twos and threes, (Hey -oh, calliban on a raft)
Her sister lives in across that hill, (Hey -oh, calliban on a raft)
She says she won't but I think she will. (Hey -oh, calliban on a raft)
We kissed goodbye after the midnight lust, (Hey -oh, calliban on a raft)
She didn't cry, she didn't fuss, (Hey -oh, calliban on a raft)
Am I the man that she loves best? (Hey -oh, calliban on a raft)
Or was I just a cuckoo in another man's nest? (Hey -oh, calliban on a raft)
